University Of Miami Sends Emergency Text To Students Warning Them That A Black Male Is On Campus. That’s All.
DM – The University of Miami has come under fire after it sent a seemingly racist emergency text to students warning that a ‘black male’ was on campus. The University had meant to alert students on Wednesday night to the fact that police were pursuing two suspects in a reported laptop theft and that one was armed. But, in an embarrassing gaffe, the message failed to mention the crime, simply stating: ‘Black male on campus wearing black and white tennis shoes, white shirt w/blk writing, black shorts..’
WARNING! BLACK GUY ON CAMPUS! EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Whoops. Gonna want a mulligan on that one, huh fellas? But I mean it’s the University of Miami. Not like students there have never seen a black dude before. This got me to thinking though. I’d love an emergency notification system that alerted me when minorities were near me in certain circumstances. Like I’m walking home late at night and all of a sudden I get a text: “WARNING: Puerto Rican two blocks east.” Or I’m in a movie and my phone buzzes: “ALERT: Black couple two rows behind you. Seat change advised.” Or the obvious one: “ATTENTION: Muslim boarding the aircraft.” That shit would be a lifesaver. Can someone invent that for me please?
hang this on your fridge, well done
this is great
warning:asian woman trying to merge into your lane.
Cargo shorts come in black?
nailed it
you really want an alert whenever a minority is in your vicinity? I thought words with friends alerts were bad enough, your phone would never stop
First two comments can’t be real life
that made me laugh sitwell, you hairless freak
One time at my school we got an alert that a large african american male was in the library rolling around on the floor masturbating. And there are zero black people in the whole school
@Boo Radley you go to Albany law or did that happen at a different school also?
@johnny close, acp. Was that our library or yours that it happened to? Either way I got the email
@Boo yeah it was ours but same shit pretty much. Still a mystery why he was beating his meat and rolling on the floor at the same time. That text from the school was honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
@johnny, still cant believe neither of us sent that into the stool
I need a warning every time Neil wakes up alive
Yeah UMiami students have never seen a black person?
Ray Lewis
Brandon Meriweather
Frank Gore
Willis McGahee
Michael Irvin
Reggie Wayne
Misread blog, double negative threw me off
I have that same alert anytime a white person is in my house
Thank god it’s rarely used
@boo radley @jonny close you guys want this chat room to yourselves??
@digitalmonster
By “house” you mean the prison cell whitey has so thoughtfully provided you and by “white person” you mean the guards coming by for rounds — right?
Ever heard of Catholics vs Convicts? …Yeah I think they’ve seen a black person before.
what about an alert every time Neil is on his computer about to publish a blog??
I dont see a problem here