US Soccer Loses To Honduras, Honduras Not Happy With Me
So the US Soccer team lost yesterday to fucking Honduras. They’re like the worst team in the United States’ group and now we gotta play all the good teams and we might not even make the World Cup or some shit. Fucking Honduras! I think I “sponsor” their goalie for like 60 cents a day! Anyway I sent this tweet out, and the people of Honduras are none too pleased with me.
Honduras comin in hot! I particularly like the girl who explained “Honduras have the best players than you” and the chick who called me an HDLGP. Apparently that stands for Hijo De La Gran Puta? Which roughly translates to “son of a whore.” Nice touch. Also that one tweet where the chick said I lack education and general culture was a gem too. Anyway this was just a handful of responses I got all night long. People just babbling in Spanish or Japanese or whatever the fuck they speak in Honduras. Kind of a milestone for me. First time I’ve taken my hate international. I’ve battled the Blindos. Asians. Unicycle riders. The list goes on. But I’ve never had an foreign battle. Just taking this hate fest overseas one ignorant comment at a time.
So fuck you Honduras! All your plantains and huts and shit. Relish this victory because at the end of the day its Americans who probably sponsor your daily clean water. Enjoy your San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl Champions t shirts! I’ll be up here in the First World with all my hormones. USA! USA!
PS – A+ job by that last guy. “I know it hurts pussy boy!” is great stuff. Probably the most clever guy from Honduras.
A lot of smokeshow possibilities here.
I’m pretty sure someone with the name “Yitzhak Burgos” will never be able to succeed in life, so his point is moot.
their hashtags are in english though?
These butthurt dipshits should spend less time bitching at KFC, and more time apologizing for the fact that their country produced Carlos Mencia.
PS: Pageviews must be LOVING all the traffic that this little incident is probably driving to BSSNY.
Yitzhak bringing the Honduran Jew fury.
those wetbacks are loaded up on rice and beans all day, every day.
LMAO! Get em KFC!
Honduras’ GDP is about 2/3 as much as the state of Vermont. You have just awoken the sleeping giant KFC
i could not point to honduras on a map.
San Pedro Sula, Honduras, is ranked as one of the most dangerous cities in the world. Pageviews needs to get a site there yesterday and rotate some of his shitty bloggers there as punishment.
There was an article in yesterdays NYPost about the town they played in yesterday in Honduras. It is the most dangerous city in the world.
How in the fuck are people who live in Honduras or support the country even able to get to a computer? What in the fuck is going on here?
Tegucigulpa is beautiful this time of year.
Amazing how they can be so wrong about their country yet so right about KFC…quit watching soccer, ya fag.
It’s nice to see that people from other parts of the world have the same opinion of you as we do.
Honduras has a higher crime rate than even Chicago, a/k/a The Land of Murder.
I would love to see how these fucks do against the US in basketball, American football, or hockey. Soccer is literally the only sport they play, of course they’re good at it.
I think questioning their native country’s infrastructure and basic resources is a bit of a sore spot for them… hmmm I wonder why that could be
the spanish gibberish plus “#bitchPLEASE” really got me.
don’t forget about the hormones!
all they gotta do is finish top 3, don’t worry about it.
biitchPLEASE.
a guy that looks like Danny Trejo will be coming to your apartment with a machete because of this you HDLGP
where is hondurus? near spain?
“Just taking this hate fest overseas one ignorant comment at a time.”
Gonna be tough to beat.
90% of my tshirts were made in honduras
Ana Hall ” we not only have food, we have best football players than you”. Considering she has mastered the English language as well as Portnoy. I’m sensing Barstool Honduras coming soon
by robinwilliamsknuckles123 on February 7, 2013 at 10:07 am
So bartstool made 10% of your t-shirts?
How did they even read your tweet? They have internet?
Denise is more than welcome to use my face as a seat
Question still remains: Do they have food in Honduras?
Sponsor their goalie for $.60 a day bahahahaha funny shit
dudebro dont think theres to many icerinks in honduras, could be wrong though
i love how everyone assumes these are citizens of honduras that are tweeting. these are wetbacks who swam across the river and no make money in our country and pay no taxes, make no mistake that these are just illegals from there who reside in our borders
I would like to mail-order “Denisse” to come be my cleaning lady. How can I go about doing that?
Tiffany Caballero seems like an all holes available type of girl
Honduras = Mexico’s…MEXICO!
Honduras is relatively safe compared to Chicago.
i will say, yitzhak nailed you to a T
“I think I sponsor their goalie for $.60 a day” is what puts Kevin Fuckin Clancy at the top of the BSS blogger food chain. A
you realize that Asia is not in America, so you have taken it international before, right?
This is fucking awesome. Well done, KFC
@rbuddwyer…swing and a miss
I worked for a Honduran once at an illegal sweat shop factory making cubicles. He did a lot of cocaine and ecstasy and was always a good time. They’re good in my book
lock your doors KFC! LOCK EM UP
Their online laughs are spelled with soft ‘j’s. Honduras is a yoke.
Instead of being an idiot anddissing a country u never been too how about just saying USA SUCKS AT SOCCER
We have a soccer team?
This was fucking hilarious. I always say the best/ funniest material is when barstool goes up against outsiders who don’t know what the stool is about. Viva la gran puta!
I’ve been there. Place is a shit hole. Dead animals in the streets. Corrugated steel shacks with tar paper roofs everywhere. Cops on the streets in jeeps with .30 caliber mounted machine guns. We had a woman come up to our group and try to give us her 5 or 6 year old daughter. “Take her to America” the mother said. Very sad poverty stricken country.
Fuck yes KFC. Also, how many Honduras fans tweeted hate messages to you while living in the USA?? A majority of them?
I’m actually Honduran, and none of what you said bothered me until you said “49ers shirts get there blah blah blah” that fucking loss stung you lazy eyed, gout foot, donut fucking, used to be funny washed up blogger!!! It’s actually funny, my friend texted me yesterday saying “hey sucks for you niners lost but now you have Honduras making a run” I almost drove to his job and murdered him, the traffic on rt 3 made me change my mind…but on Honduras, the place is a shit hole, my family that weren’t born here won’t even go back if it was a paid vacation, fucking murders left and right, only nice places are the secluded resorts that you can’t leave if you wanna live…ok I guess this is the part I defend that country my grandparents came from, hey KFC meng! Come to Honduras and say that shit to our faces ese! Ms 13! Poppyes is better ese! The biscuits are fluffier eh
Got to give credit where credits due. Hell of a fucking blog/tweet west KFC. Running circles around the clowns at Boston, pres does well tho.
Who really gives a shit about soccer? Let the Hondurans celebrate the win, this way they can go back to cleaning hotel rooms and landscaping.
we need some new immigration policies if they have internet now
fuck that, we’re at least better than Panama
Honduras has computers?
I remember when I first started on the internet thing. Honduras: WHere all those AOL discs ended up. Enjoy electricity Hondos….could be gone tomorrow if a tree falls in the jungle.