KINGSTON, Jamaica — The world’s fastest man, Usain Bolt, dumped his girlfriend in order to concentrate on winning Olympic medals. The champion sprint star ended his relationship with gorgeous fashion designer Lubica Slovak so she won’t “distract” him from training. The split followed a race dispute in Bolt’s homeland of Jamaica, where female fans caused an outcry by criticizing him for choosing a white partner. Earlier this week, sources close to both Bolt, 25, and Slovakian-born Slovak insisted they were very much in love. But Thursday night, a Jamaican news website reported that they agreed to end their relationship. A source close to Bolt said, “He will have plenty of time for relationships. At the moment, he’s concentrating on his running career and doesn’t want anything to distract from that.”

Usain following the Jeter Plan and I can’t blame him. The Olympics come around once every four years. Pussy comes and goes like the tides of the ocean. Its there before the 100 meter dash and it will be there afterwards. Right now its time to kick your broad to the curb and focus on that gold medal.

Just further proof for you ladies how much of a pain in the ass you are. Like obviously men everywhere always joke about how much of a handful women are, but guys like Jeter and Bolt dumping their chicks so they can focus on their careers is proof positive women are the worst distraction on the planet earth. 99% of guys are just accountants or cubicle monkeys who don’t have anything significant to strive for so they just put up with all the female bullshit so they can get laid. But the superstar athletes of the world who are striving for glory and immortality choose to completely remove women from their lives in order to succeed throughout the rest of their lives. How absurd is that? Essentially they just admit girls are such a nuisance they will actually cause failure in other departments of their lives. Freakin broads.

I wonder if girls like Minka Kelly and this chick give one last ditch effort like “No no no, I promise I’ll make you sandwiches and blow you and I wont even speak to you until after the Olympics.”