LOGAN — Students at Utah State University broke the world record for the “longest kissing chain” this weekend. The university says 1,450 people filled the quad Friday night to participate. The previous record of 303 participants had been set at a school in India earlier this year. The USU Student Alumni Association planned and carried out the event as part of homecoming week. It’s now waiting for official word from the Guinness World Records. The alumni association says kissing is part of the “True Aggie” tradition at USU. That title is given to those receiving a kiss under a full moon at midnight by somebody who is already a “True Aggie,” or on Homecoming.

You know what this is? A direct “fuck you” to Brigham Young University. The poor kids over at BYU are living in dorms segregated by sex and getting kicked out of school for fingering broads and shit. Meanwhile over at Utah State the school is organizing fucking orgies on the quad. Hope you BYO prudes are enjoying Bible study and not getting fucked up and not having sex, over here at USU we’re running a train on roughly 1,500 people! At least you Mormons have the whole polygamy thing going for you. Weirdos.

PS – When 1,500 are walking around the Utah State campus with herpes, BYU may have the last laugh