Venue Tap Giving Away The Ultimate Bachelor Party Package
Make sure your bachelor party doesn’t end up like this
I’m turning 28 soon. All my friends are getting old. So they’re starting to drop like flies. I feel like once a month I’m hearing about someone getting engaged. Which means its gonna be a long couple years of weddings and wedding gifts and traveling and losing your friends and all fun coming to an end as dudes get wifed up. But, what this also means is that the next few years are filled with bachelor parties. Every dark cloud has a silver lining and in the case of all your friends getting married your silver lining is doing all sorts of borderline illegal or actual illegal shit to send off another idiot biting the dust.
Now the only really banger bachelor parties I’ve been too were basically destination parties in Vegas and New Orleans. Those were just like vacations. But everything I’ve heard about local bachelor parties here has always been lame. Its either trying to go to some outrageously expensive club where you’re out of place or grandpa shit where you go play golf or something and don’t party at all. So thats where VenueTap comes into play. VenueTap is just the easiest way to plan any major partying event in New York. You go to their site, type in what type of event you’re hosting from birthdays to bachelor parties and when, and it churns out all sorts of choices depending on what type of scene you’re looking for. They’re looking to give away a FREE bachelor party package (Or really just a free night of partying, whatever the occasion) at one of their approved Venues. The party includes you and 10 friends, free transportation to the venue, complimentary entry to the venue, 2 free bottles of vodka, reserved table seating and waitress service.
All you gotta do is join their newsletter to become a VenueTap Insider. Just give them your email address and date of birthday (to confirm you are 21), and you’re in the running to be selected to win a bachelor party prize at one of the various NYC spots they endorse (Bounce, 49 Grove, Gansevoort rooftop, Empire Hotel, Side Bar etc etc.) All sorts of different places for different scenes to help you kill time before you end the night with lap dances at The Hustler Club. CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP
are those Neil’s boyfriends?
Gee, I wonder if this post was paid for.
So…$400 bucks a guy for ten people gets me two bottles of vodka and a private table? Dude. I’m not trying to rag on your sponsor here, but this doesn’t even include a rub n’ tug at 4am. If four grand isn’t getting your bachelor a blowjob from the hottest chick at the strip club you’re doing it all wrong.
is it possible to plan my super awesome bachelor party at nick krolls new hilarious show via VenueTap?!?!?! where do I click to sign up?!?!
If not can I am at having it at this place called Rathbones, im not sure if you have ever heard of it KFC but they have great wing specials
400 dollars could get you knee dip in cocaine and desperate strippers, have fun hanging out with dudes at fag bars KFC.
What is all this talk about $400 a man? Its free. Its just a free night of partying. How can anyone complain about that?
@KFC First of all what are you doing in the comments section again? Secondly that’s their advertised price on their own website. http://www.venuetap.com/venue/above-allen/absolut-celebration-package
What type of “service,” exactly, do these waitresses provide?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjB6r-HDDI0
So after 10 dudes destroy the two bottles of shitty vodka in an hour, they will have to spend $2k buying more bottles for the rest of the night? Sweet deal brah. And if you’re doing your bachelor party at one of these places, you’re a retard.
The more I look at this the more appalled I am. I actually gave them the benefit of the doubt and figured for 400 bucks I’m going to an upscale strip club. These are all restaurants. There’s no chicks in any of these packages. Might want to get a pulse for your target audience here Clancy, this is for faux-rich fags who think it makes them important to be on a guest list at Sidebar for fuck’s sake. I don’t even know @crunchface but I guarantee if I got nine of my friends to go in for 4 hundo a piece he’d either (1) run off with the cash or (2) have a cocaine-stuffed vagina in my face within an hour. That’s a bachelor party, fancy boy.
People do it wrong. If you’re going to keep costs down and go all out locally, all you need is an open bar and depraved rent-a-whore strippers who are willing to take dumps on people.
Vegas is a better deal than this garbage. Swing and a miss.