Victor Cruz Says He Needs To Have Entenmann’s Donuts In His House At All Times
NY Mag – 21 Questions with Victor Cruz…
When’s the last time you drove a car?
Two days ago, to a 7-Eleven. I was running out of doughnuts and I had a craving. I always have to have a six pack or twelve pack of Entenmann’s doughnuts in my house, no other brand. If Entenmann’s is reading this, I like the glazed ones.
Now we all know I’m a Jets fan but I feel like Victor Cruz and I have a kinship. Both burst on the scene out of nowhere to take our professions by storm and capture the hearts of people everywhere. Both of us can dance like a motherfucker. And now it turns out we’re Entenmann’s enthusiasts. Dude is basically like a brother from another mother. Obviously I, myself, am a Rich Chocolate Frosted kinda guy, but I respect the glazed poppems.
Again I’m a Jets fan but something transcend sports. Donuts is one of them. Me and Cruz are basically blood brothers now.
Im a pats fan and i hate cruz with every fiber of my being… But goddamnit do i respect him
Took the play out of your playbook.
do you masturbate to him when you eat you chocolate frosted??
ain’t going to lie. I get real happy when I know Im going to see the KFC dance pics.
I laugh out loud every fucking time
Glazed popems that have been in the fridge for at least an hour, plus a glass of milk is the best shit on earth.
My Fantasy football team name was “Cruz Control”.. So dirty last season
those dance pics are the funniest blog on barstool ever, job well done
fucking spot on with the chocolate ones
Nigs sure do like their sugar.
And he pretty much ended your Jets season. Gotta love him.
there is more saturated fat in one entenmans chocolate frosted donut than a pound of bacon. Fag at work told me this as I devoured 4 of them dipped in nestle chocolate milk the other day
Otwisted eat a dick
you are a queer kfc.
fuck the fucking weak ass jets. What a piece of shit coach and qb situation masquerading as something worth watching. I hope tebow fights Sanchez.
Digitalmonster clearly love Kool Aid.