When’s the last time you drove a car?
Two days ago, to a 7-Eleven. I was running out of doughnuts and I had a craving. I always have to have a six pack or twelve pack of Entenmann’s doughnuts in my house, no other brand. If Entenmann’s is reading this, I like the glazed ones.
Now we all know I’m a Jets fan but I feel like Victor Cruz and I have a kinship. Both burst on the scene out of nowhere to take our professions by storm and capture the hearts of people everywhere. Both of us can dance like a motherfucker. And now it turns out we’re Entenmann’s enthusiasts. Dude is basically like a brother from another mother. Obviously I, myself, am a Rich Chocolate Frosted kinda guy, but I respect the glazed poppems.
Again I’m a Jets fan but something transcend sports. Donuts is one of them. Me and Cruz are basically blood brothers now.