VICTORY
Now although this spanned over the course of two days, I spent about a total of like 9 or 10 hours hours working on it. Yesterday from like 4-10pm, 11pm-12am. Then today from 5-7pm. BLOWING AWAY my initial prediction of 15.5 hours and the commenter predictions of 15.5 days.
I’m not 100% sure but I believe this means I’m officially the smartest man alive. Only thing irking me is that one piece of wood left – “Part K” – and roughly 45-60 screws and nails that I somehow didn’t use. So stay tuned for tomorrows blog where this thing folds like a house of cards. But for the time being, Fuck Office Max!
Viva La Manuel Labor!
Viva La Stool!
(I wish I was exaggerating for the sake of a blog but this is honestly one of the larger accomplishments of my life.)


Im guessing that spelling “Manual” as “Manuel” was no accident?
Nobody cares.
This isn’t El Pres here, dunn1223. I think I’d be comfortable saying that was a humorous play on words. Very clever, KFC.
Yikes KFC I can tell just from the pic where part K goes. Inbetween the drawers at the top bro.
Who is Manuel Labor, Mets pitching prospect?
The blind guy could have done better
What’s the over/under as to how long it will take you to cover the bottom of that desk with jizz?
Why do you need a desk again?
^laughed at noseface
Get your old lady up on that desk naked and maybe Id give a fuck. You even suck at being Irish. Please dont claim to be one of us anymore.
It’s probably supposed to go where shaquita said but Part K can become a pretty awesome place to kick up your feet in the back. I mean, you’ve got plenty of screws and nails to make it happen.
Anyone who has ever had to put together a desk like that can feel your sense of accomplishment. I was going to say it was a 5 hour job, full out, no breaks but 2-3 days if not. Not bad doing it in 2 days with breaks, beer, tail, etc. Something like that can end up in a back room half-finished for good. Blogger/Assembly Worker?
good work, we’re all proud.
Lawyered with the comment of the day right there. Had me in tears.
all that time, all that wasted blog space, all those wasted words, for such a boring shitty desk. fucking thing has a hole in it for christ sake.
i give it a week until it starts falling apart
I thought Manuel Labor was the President of Mexico?
no top? what a piece of dogshit. probably just too much of a bitch to build it. should have had your girlfriend do it, would have complained way less.