Youtube - A Vietnamese airline has been fined for hosting a mid-flight dance by bikini-clad beauty pageant contestants without first gaining permission. Low-cost carrier VietJet Air was fined $1000 by the nation’s aviation authorities for organising the Hawaiian-themed dance to celebrate its maiden flight between Ho Chi Minh City and the tourist hub of Nha Trang, the Tuoi Tre newspaper said.

Not often you’ll hear this out of my mouth, but Vietnam knows what the fuck its doing! Got every other airline slashing every luxury and every amenity from every flight. Ticket prices through the roof. $50 a bag. 100 bucks per peanut. Maniac flight attendants.

And then there’s Vietnam. Vietcong whores for your inflight entertainment. Well played, Nam. Well played.