Last night the Blackout Dream Team unveiled the video for our first ever Fuckin Foam party at Delaware. As soon as I saw it was posted I gathered my two roommates around me and we watched this masterpiece for 2 minutes in total silence. And after it was over we all had the same look on our face. Jaw dropped with a look of hopelessness in our eyes that just screamed “Where the fuck was this when I was in college?” I mean do you know what a big night was for me when I was at Fordham?

If I got like 4 clearing cards dealt to me when we played Asshole.

Then I’d stumble through the hood to a dive bar in the Bronx, watch the Yankees game, and eat drunk pizza at like 4 am after consuming about two hundred $1 dollar beers. EPIC!

So my point here is that if you’re in college and a Blackout Foam party is coming your way, do not sleep on it. What you just watched in that video is not real life. The fact that the Stool is bringing this to schools of all sizes all over the place over the course of all next year is straight up fake life. Don’t end up the dudes who are 27 looking at this shit saying “Goddamit, my college years sucked compared to this.” Make sure you Blackout in the Foam.

Barstool Blackout Tour Presents Fuckin Foam Tour  (All Tickets on Sale Friday at Noon)

Thurdsday April 5th – Bridgeport CT, Webster Bank Arena

Sunday May 20th – Bamboozle

Friday Sept 14th – WVU,  Mylan Park

Friday Sept 21st – Roseland NYC (Tickets on Sale Friday at Noon)

Saturday Sept 22nd – Masshole DCU Center

Saturday Sept 29th – Buffalo, Convention Center of Niagara Falls

Saturday October 20th – Huskies, XL Center

Thursday October 25th – Trenton NJ, Sun National Bank Center

Friday Oct 26th – Poughkeepsie