Welp tonight is gonna be the hottest Mad River Thursday of the whole summer. Mad River booked a couple of models to bartend tonight. I don’t even know who these knockouts are. Annie and Jenna. They’re straight up gorgeous models who wanna go to the Caribbean. I can get down with that.

Second team of the night we’ve got Meg and Ashley. A couple of chicks from Marist and Breezy Point. Looks like they’re ready to party:

Whatever you’re into, we’ve got it tonite at Mad River. All sorts of smokes behind the bar. $3 Bud Lights, $5 bombs (PS – 5 dollar bombs is one of the best deals in Manhattan) Matt Harvey makes his Mets debut out in Arizona at 9:40. So for all 3 or 4 of you Mets fans left, you can watch that while getting wrecked with hot chicks.

Mad River – 82nd and 3rd.