Wednesday Would You Rather – Date An Ugly Girl The World Thinks Is Hot, Or A Hot Girl The World Thinks Is Ugly?
Well this one right here is pretty much just an admission of how shallow you are. Do you care what other people think or not? Right? Its that simple? Wrong.
Its easy for a guy to be like, I’m picking the girl who looks like a smokeshow because I don’t care what everyone else thinks! As long as I go to sleep with a smoke and wake up with a smoke I don’t care what the rest of the world thinks! Yea alright, sure thing you simpleton. While you rest your head at night thinking about how pretty your girlfriend is, the only thing the rest of the world can talk about is why you date such a hog.
Whats the old saying? “No matter how hot a chick is, theres somebody whos tired of fucking her.” Thats because hotness fades in every guy’s eyes and eventually you just don’t care. The first times you’re with her you feel like a rock star and eventually you just stop caring. You know why? Because the “conquest” part is over. Its like winning the championship – its the ultimate pinnacle but its a temporary feeling. Eventually, once its not news that you bagged a smokeshow, you stop caring. Because the part thats really awesome about banging a hot chick is telling your friends the story and everyone knowing about it and talking about it. Walking into a room and she’s turning everyone’s heads. If that fades, its no big deal whether shes hot or not. Thinking that way, I’d rather just be with an ugly girl while the world puts me on some sort of pedestal because they think I landed a smokeshow. Almost like the Tom Brady treatment – Oh KFC really fucked up but he has a hot wife! Not really bitches shes magically ugly but all that matters is that you guys think she is! Perception is reality motherfuckers!
Vote 1 for I’ll date the ugly girl who everyone thinks is hot Vote 10 for I’ll be a social pariah and date the girl the whole world thinks is ugly even though she’s secretly pretty in my eyes
(315 votes, average: 7.17 out of 10)
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this doesnt even make sense you fuckin retard
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
That being said, was this blog just a big excuse for settling? Am I the only one that got that feeling?
KFC, you have really stepped it up to a new level of brutal. this is possibly your most incoherent blog yet.
you’re a pussy
Yeah I’m struggling with this question. So if you settle, in this case, you get the girl that everyone thinks is hot? So your supposition that you just need a girl to be cool and get the job done would most likely apply to this choice right? While being shallow means you are going to select the girl that you find attractive and the world doesn’t?
I mean, this is like asking me if I want to eat Steak or if I want to eat Steak that is made from tofu while taking into consideration Vegans are going to be judging me. Fuck em! I’m taking the real Steak, who cares what they think?
I dont understand what you guys dont get. Banging hot chicks only feels good if everyone is talking about it. What is there to not understand?
Yeah I guess I can’t even fathom why you would ever take the ugly girl that everyone thinks is hot to date. I mean, if she is hot to you why would you even care what anyone else thought?
Haven’t we done this already? If we haven’t, ill take the good skinny pussy that only I can see. Who gives a fuck what people say
Because the only reason you care about if a chick is hot or not is because of the public perception that goes along with fucking her.
KFC, you’re having to explain your position way too much. Try again.
^Maybe if I were gay.
But I like attractive ladies
I dunno, I generally enjoy banging hot women because I find them hot, the social implication is the furthest thing from my mind during the pursuit. I don’t walk into a bar and go “I want that one” because I think she’ll get the highest approval rating from society, I go “I want that one” because she gives me the boners.
do you jerk off to ugly chicks (or guys) while listening to audio of people complimenting you?
I think this one is over your heads fellas. I’ll dumb it down next week.
I just went with “Would you like to get the Shallow Hal treatment?” I said yes.
KFC is 100% right. No matter how hot you think a chick is if all your friends give you shit for going out with her no way your sticking with her. Your all just to big of bitches to admit it
haha dingglebrats, like 80% of marriages disprove that theory.
I get it KFC, but dont you get tired of fucking the same pussy? That is how i am, so fuck it, i just fuck new bitches all the time, so fuck these two chicks youre talking about, crazy that you have to explain yourself bro
This blog makes no sense.
not sure where all this confusion is from – you choose: girl you think is hot but everybody else thinks is gross or girl you find gross but the world thinks shes hot – what does everybody not get?
dumb it down for us? i don’t think this could possibly be dumber..
christ pedro that was funny. i think im gonna have to try ripping it to people complimenting me
Will I Am Not: Not for one second does anyone on the stool think you have ever gotten pussy. Please stop fellating every writer on the site. Please, just stop.
totally agree KFC you want people thinking you fuck a smoke on the daily, that’s how you get ahead in life
this is a win-win. if you date the hot chick who everyone thinks she’s ugly, you get to bang a hot chick every night AND no one will fucking hit on her at a bar. if you date the ugly chick who everyone thinks is hot, then you’ll be repulsed by her AND every guy at the bar will hit on her and tell her how pretty she is. that relationship wouldn’t last a week.
Wait a sec do you think Paltrow is ugly KFC? If so you’re a moron.
Are we talking about a shallow Hal situation where the girl actually looks physically different to you than to everyone else? If so, I’m taking the girl who looks amazing when I look at her but ugly when everyone else does. I would love to be fucking Pathrow even if she looks like that fat hot whenever else looks at her.
On the other hand, if this is just one of those situations where you have a different taste from everyone else, I’d take the girl I think is ugly who everyone else thinks is hot. I’m pretty sure that if all my friends constantly told me my gf was a smoke, sooner or later I could convince myself of it.
PS, KFC,
I think this statement:
“I dont understand what you guys dont get. Banging hot chicks only feels good if everyone is talking about it. What is there to not understand?”
…means you are compensating for something…
Fucking hot chicks feels good regardless of whether people are talking about it. If I pick up a hot chick at a bar, go home and stuff her brains out, I’m a pretty happy fucking guy, even if none of my friends saw her. Of course it’d be better if your friends saw you take her down, but the act itself is way more important. I like to fuck hot chicks because I like to fuck hot chicks, not because I need people to tell me that I’m the man.
Gay, normally I like reading your nonsensical blogs but this is stupido. Always go for the girl who thinks she’s the shit even if she’s not the shit.
Paltrow is not that attractive. I’m gonna put it out there.
On the other hand, def fucking the girl I think is hot and everyone thinks is ugly. If I can’t stand her and she is ugly I might as well lock myself in a fuckin dungeon till i die.
So I’m voting 1 if I want to date someone like Rihanna right?
I voted for this but also on the Wednesday Wouldya at Wicked Improper.