We’ll Lose Tonight

Eighteen years ago, to the day, Mark Messier pulled off the single greatest money-where-your-mouth-is performance sports has ever seen after guaranteeing a game six win in the 1994 Eastern Conference Finals. He scored a hat trick, picked up an assist, and just like that a New York legend was born. Tonight, the Rangers find themselves in the exact same situation, down three games to two against the New Jersey Devils. Another must-win played away from home. Another chance for heroes to emerge. Erie stuff, for sure, but let’s not let history delude us into expecting a repeat. No guarantee has been made by the Blueshirt captain this time around. No epic storyline is ready to be written. No curse ready to be broken. We’ve been outplayed and outworked almost every step of the way this series and there’s only one conclusion to draw for the game six result…
We. Will. Lose. Tonight. Mark it down, take it to the bank, pre-write the headlines, whatever you want. It’s over. It was a good run and a fun year, but tonight’s the swan song. We lost this series when we lost game five in heartbreaking fashion and there’s no coming back after that failed comeback. I felt it all of yesterday, the empty understanding that comes with a season’s end, when you start to convince yourself there are other things in life worth caring about than the next scheduled hockey game. Sucks, I know, but it’s done. The only step of the grieving process left to tackle is watching LA lift the Cup right in Brodeur’s fat face. I’ve accepted the inevitable and am fully ready for tonight’s killer blow.
All year I’ve known the fate of this Rangers team but couldn’t quite internalize exactly how painful it would end up being. I didn’t see the whole big picture, probably because I didn’t want to. I knew we were bound to follow in the footsteps of the would-be champions before us, the Chicagos, the Bostons, the Pittsburghs, who all suffered emotionally brutal late round losses before claiming their Cup. I knew this all along, but never imagined that the exact form our torture would take would be the single most devastating situation I could have ever conjured up. Losing to the Devils. I feel like Brad Pitt in Seven, completely blindsided by my own lack of understanding as I’m looking at Lundy’s severed head in a box. It’s the hockey gods’ cruel joke and I’ve just been blind to the punchline… @Osgood_StoolNYC

As a die hard NYR fan myself, I see what youre doing here Osgood – And I like it. Im all for reverse jinx’s like this. Need to get #WellLoseTonight trending on Twitter. At least if they lose I can get on with my life and my blood pressure will return to normal until next season.
what’s the point of being a fan if you can’t get jacked up for the biggest game of the year? you’re pathetic
why didn’t Somerset just tell Mills that it was some homeless dudes head in the box…by the time Mills runs all the way over to see for himself he could have gotten John Doe out of there…Somerset screwed the pooch big time on that one
Awwww you poor RagFags.
Seriously, peyton. You are funny. I will kill you though. For the love of God if the Rangers lose tonight will the Jameson be flowing.
Go fuck your mother osgood. I hope that fat loser cumdrop eats you before puck drop you whiney fuckin cunt
Maybe if the rangers could actually score a goal not involving some kind of lucky bounce they would have a chance.
Jack, you’re retarded, John Doe was taunting Mills the whole time. Short of shooting Mills himself (which he should’ve done) Somerset had no play.
Devils in 6
Poor rags fans? Wow – You’d think it’s over with all the comments around here. Good news for Devil fans – Theryre giving away red and black acid washed Jean Shorts with the carpenter loop to all you Bandwagon trash tonight in the Rock in that cesspool of fucking Newark tonight.
John Doe told Mills what was in the box, so Sommerset had no option, not his bad
Reverse Jinx only works if you don’t advertise to everyone that it is a reverse jinx. You need to say they’ll lose and just leave it at that.
as long as KFC doesn’t watch a second of the game we’re fine.. that lazy-eyed bastard is the definition of bad karma
its gonna be awesome hearing rangers fans reminiscing how great ’94 was another 18 years from now….oh and dstewart you exemplify the bandwagon rangers fans that don’t know shit about hockey or their team….time to wash your cum stained messier jersey so its fresh for you to blow your load into for the next 18 yrs…..pussy
This is the worst reverse jinx attempt I’ve ever seen. Osgood you suck, and your logs suck. I’m a devils fan, and the only thing gumdrop is good is good for is laughing at him. Go to hell.
It’s going to be a real wild game. I can’t wait.
adrock – BANDWAGON? Ive been a Rangers fan my whole life and unlike your faggot ass played my whole life – So go suck a dick you nigger blowing sald tosser. How bout I fuck your mom while you watch – Then Kill her.
wow dstewart you are just an awful person. you exemplify ranger fans. I hope the devs win and you jump off the roof of your parents’ ranch house in LI, break your neck in a failed suicide attempt and will forever be known as the kid who was so pathetic he couldn’t even end his own sad life. Devs in 6.
Well, my comment was making a point really, seeing as this sites comment posts are all filled with dro-man jokes and internet tough guys talking shit calling people “Pussys” on the internet when they dont know shit about shit. So read adrockD’s comment before you run your mouth about me you sack of shit. And Im not from LI – Never lived on the island, ever. So piss off. Cant wait for the game tonight.
This is too transparent of a reverse jinx attempt Osgood. The hockey gods require a little more subtlety than this. Fuck you and fuck the Rags. LET’S GO DEVILS