Got this video in our tips inbox over the weekend and there’s more pictures up on Gawker from yesterday. What the fuck do we think this is? A werewolf? A rhinoceros? Manbearpig? Is it Khloe Kardashian? OH MY GOD is it Khloe? Did she die in the Hurricane? Who knows.
What a fuckin pussy this Hurricane Werewolf is though. Hey Mythical Monster in case you didn’t realize, Hurricane Irene was a bust. It was like a nasty thunderstorm. The only assholes to die were you and a bunch of idiot surfers. Not exactly the toughest unidentifiable mammal monster, are you? I didn’t even lose power and Hurricane Werewolf is fuckin dead. What a little bitch.