What Should I Be For Halloween?
Heisenberg:
VS.
Francesa:
I’ve narrowed down my choices to 2 – Heisenberg or Mike. Now originally I was just gonna be a Replacement Ref. At the time when they started to become the topic of national controversy, it was perfect. Easy, cheap costume that everyone would know. But I’m warning you folks – anyone who’s planning on doing this is gonna be sorely disappointed. The Replacement Ref is this year’s Chilean Miner from a few years ago. Everyone thought it was such a timely, original idea and then they walked in the party and realized 800 people were wearing the same thing.
Once that was out the window I went back to basics – Breaking Bad and WFAN. Personally I’m leaning towards Heisenberg. I don’t think anybody would know who I was if I was Francesa. And there is nothing, and I mean nothing, worse than thinking you have a great costume and spending the entire night having to explain who you are. Honestly I’d rather just kill myself on the spot then have to humiliate myself by explaining my costume all night at Saloon. I could make myself fat, drink Diet Coke, wear those glasses and headphones. But nobody would know that. Certainly not chicks. So I’m leaning towards Heisenberg. Gimme a vote.
Vote 1 for Walter White Vote 10 for Francesa
(466 votes, average: 4.73 out of 10)
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Whatever I decide, I’ll be front and center at Saloon next Saturday for our 3rd Annual Halloween Bash. Even before Barstool New York existed, Saloon ran the best Halloween costume party on the Upper East Side. They’ve got the biggest bar, best music, and most space to host a party of this magnitude. Saloon is offering $500 for the girl with the sexiest costume and Barstool is gonna provide 2 free tickets to the Blackout of their choice. Which means 1 lucky girl that night is walking out of there with cash and tickets to the best party in the country – and every lucky dude that night gets to watch a parade of sexy chicks compete against one another for best costume. Everyone wins.
Where: Saloon 84th and York
When: Saturday, October 27th
How Much: 40 bucks, open bar from 9pm to 12am or 10pm to 1am. Includes ALL beers, ALL wine, and premium liquors like Kettle One and Jack Daniels. 2 rooms, 3 full bars, a million bartenders.
Extras: $500 prize, 2 free Blackout Tickets for the sexiest costume.
**Get there early. You try to come to this party at like 11 and you’re gonna be on line all night**
there was more than 1 chillean Miner.
You’re gonna be spending the entire night explaining you’re the Breaking Bad guy too. Cause no one has ever seen a bald guy with a goatee. Sure, people will get it once you say it, but isn’t that what you’re trying to avoid?
everyone will know Pack, you are wrong
I was going to go Walter White, but when I realized that anyone who asked me who I was I’d want to toss my drink at, or maybe some ricin I had to call it off
Pack, you’re way wrong man. Heisenberg is probably the most well known character on television.
Francesa? for sure not. You gotta go Heisenberg KFC. Or go as a jets player, that’ll be funny.
*fuck, actually go as RA Dickey.
Go as Sloth from the Goonies, you already have the lazy eye and receding hairline.
Heisenberg and Francesa are both retarded choices if you want people to know who you are. No chick knows who francesa is and who the fuck is heisenberg.
Go in a shirt and jeans. When people ask you say you are premature ejaculator you just came in your pants
schiffy, you obviously don’t watch Breaking Bad…i miss Tuco
@zhug It’s not really about if he’s the most well known character on tv or not. What sets him apart physically? What features does he have that define who he is on tv? He’s bald and has a goatee/mustache? Yeah, no one has that goin for them nowadays. I’m not saying he’s not popular, or if the show is good or not. I’m saying he looks like joe blow nobody as a Halloween costume. If KFC goes the BB route, I’d really like to hear how many people knew who he was before asking. It’s one thing to know who Heisenberg is just by looking at him, it’s another thing to know who KFC is trying to look like at a party.
Pope of the pick Francesa for the greatest halloween costume of awll time, okay?
The Heisenberg hat/glasses is more than enough to set him apart
Black hat and shades? 9 out of 10 will ask if you’re Dan Aykroyd from The Blues Brothers. Not trying to be antagonistic, but you asked if people would recognize your costume.
NV Pack, how fucking old are you? The Blues Brothers?
Dudebro, kinda my point. People will think that before BrBa.
He’s not going to Halloween parties at nursing homes, bro. Blues Brothers is pretty old.