Raise your hand if Cro is your daddy!
NY Post – Antonio Cromartie is about to add some depth to his roster of kids. The wife of the Jets cornerback posted a sonogram photo on Twitter that suggests the pair is expecting twins. That would make it 12 kids overall for Cromartie, with four from his wife, and eight others all from separate women. Terricka Cason, who goes under the Twitter handle @iluvTERRICKA, has been receiving congratulations from followers since posting the photo around noon on Tuesday. That included one from Jets linebacker Bart Scott’s wife. Cromartie and Cason recently had a son, Jagger, who joined sister Jurzie. Cromartie has not mentioned the news on his Twitter account, but did wish Jurzie a happy second birthday. “Identical twins run in my Family,” Cason wrote to alongside the photo.
Amazing. Simply astounding. One of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen. Women can’t even look at Antonio Cromartie’s dick without getting pregnant. 12! 12 kids! A fucking dozen! The only time I’ve ever gotten a dozen of anything is chocolate frosteds at Dunkin Donuts. And even then I was like, wow, 12, this is unncessary I don’t need that many. And those were fucking DONUTS. Here we’re talking about human children. I know people overuse terms like “unreal” and “insane” but this shit is genuinely, truly, fucking nuts. The dude cannot stop impregnating women. Is he just exceptionally fertile? Does he not give a fuck about blowing up in a chick? Or is he actively trying to sire the most kids in history?
He’s got a full offensive unit in football with a backup QB. He’s half way to a 25 man roster in baseball. He’s got he most prolific penis since Wilt Chamberlain. He is…Cro.
PS – You know whats gonna be WILD? When he starts having grandkids. Which you know will be the moment his kids turn like 14 years old. These motherfuckers are gonna start multiplying like Gremlins.