Where The Fuck Is The Rest Of Eddy Curry?!
NBA.com - Knicks head coach Mike D’Antoni said Eddy Curry had been working out at a grueling pace for over a month. The results, however, would still shock just about anybody. Curry looked slim, ripped and like a player on a mission when he practiced with his team Tuesday for the first time since tearing a calf muscle on the opening day of training camp. His two-a-day conditioning program with Knicks’ trainers over the last month seems to have worked to perfection so far.
What the fuck? Is it just me or did fat ass Eddy Curry turn into Plaxico? Should I be excited or concerned? Jesus one second he’s showing his cock to his limo driver the next he looks like a lean mean rebounding machine. Showing up looking this fit is the first step to possibly atone for costing the Knicks a first round pick, showing up to camp overweight two years in a row, losing his spot in the rotation, having a bum knee, having a bum heart, and not being able to play defense. Oh yeah and for showing his cock to his limo driver and calling him a “fucking Jew cracker white devil.” Hey the past is the past, the dude looks slim!
PS- Pretty sure Eddy was just joking around with the limo driver anyway, kind of like an Office episode. Hey Goldberg, you’re a fucking Jew cracker white devil. Boom, Roasted!
PS- Anything related to the lethal Eddy Curry/Zach Randolph frontcourt is good enough for me to post 2 of my favorite Youtubes of all time:
Curry growed up in my hood, where most bright, young scholars don’t reach the age of 18 before they be shot up.
My school lunch table had (8) chairs at the table, (3) were reserved for myself in case I felt like putting my feet up to the left or right of me; (3) more were reserved for my best friends, Snake, Bonesey, and Mike the Knife. (1) was reserved for the broad I was banging at the time, and then we left (1) open in case some greasy face loser like Sixten was looking for a place to sit so I could smash his face into his lunch tray if he had the bright idea of trying to sit with us….
YOU BETTA BELIEVE, this is a true story
I thought Scott took care of the NY Knicks posts
There is this good ol’ barber in Boston. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: “I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service.” The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: “I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service.” The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
A Jewish person goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and barber replies; “I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service.” The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there – a dozen Jews waiting for a free haircut…
he looks a lot more black too
He switched skin with Sosa.
Heated it really wasn’t funny the first time…but at least this time, we get to laugh at your blatant attention-seeking attempt.
Zach Randolph’s enormous melon broke a jaw last night. True story.
I guess none of you goddam pedophiles got anything to say now that I fuckin mowed every one of you born losers down like 610 mows my lawn for $6 an hour. Since none of you sword swallowers can match my verbal jousting I’m gonna give you a break for a while and let you lick your hatchet wounds. Plus I’ve got to get my brand new 16′ Boston Whaler back to the marina so I can hop in my fucking BMW and head to my soccer game with the rest of my law school buddies. Yeah deal with it faggots I own a sweet new boat, a fucking BMW and I’m a lawyer.
Goddam it’s good to be the fucking King. Somebody is gonna get motherfucking slide tackled tonight.
YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT
Who the hell is “Heat76″?
Windy.. you grow up in Cabrini Green or something? Lovely neighborhood
Heat ED 76 you missed a couple of letters
that’s amature impostering brah
Mayor Daley flattened Cabrini Green and sent all those nice folks out to the ‘burbs.
Barstool Sports: All Heated76 all the time
and whats wrong with having a 16′ Boston Whaler and a BMW?