You see this picture from the Euro cup on the game winning goal? Check out above the Hyundai logo first row up, dude’s dick is out, full euro bush and all, hung like a light switch.


This picture just absolutely slays me.  Especially after the description Bryan gave. I was scouring the crowd look for this tiny peckered clown like I was looking for Wizard Whitebeard’s scrolls in Where’s Waldo. Dude is just cold chillin. Arms crossed, pants around his knees, cock out trying to poke through that forest of pubes. Hilarious.