Look I’m sure in the world of “twerking,” these white broads aren’t doing it right. I’m sure when World Star gets ahold of this all the comments are gonna be about how these white girls can’t dance for shit and everyone’s ass is flat. Which – whatever. I’m sure thats all true. I’ll be honest, sometimes it looks like these chicks are having seizures. But at the end of the day this is a bunch of sexy chicks rolling around on the ground simulating getting fucked and making their butt cheeks move. So long story short, I’ll take it!
My question is, now that “twerking” is so mainstream, are chicks doing this shit at like Middle School dances? Is this like the new version of grinding where teachers and principals have to warn all the girls that twerking will be forbidden? Because if there’s a bunch of 14 year old girls dry humping the ground and flexing their cheeks and what not, well thats just fantastic. When I was in 7th and 8th grade I was trying to not shoot a load in my pants while “Too Close” by Next played. Nowadays if you’re an 8th grade boy you better bring dollar bills to the dance because white girls are stripping to “Birthday Cake” by Rihanna.
PS – Whats up with this one Asian dude:
He’s either the gayest dude of all time or an MFing genius.