Fix your tiara Queen Lundqvist
What is the name of the Funke family band? #ADtrivia
2nd to last day of @arresteddev trivia at 2pm Giving away 3 more shirts from @lexhed. Answer correctly followed by "@kfcbarstool #ADtrivia"
@joshwolfcomedy good stuff, how should we get in contact with you?
@joshwolfcomedy Me and El Pres are filming a weekly show recapping all the stories blogged on the Stool. Looking for guests. Any interest?
Real bittersweet moment. On the one hand I’m absolutely on the edge of my seat waiting to see if we’ve got Black Pope or Mafia Pope. On the other hand I’m absolutely devastated this only took 5 ballots. I was hoping for at least a week of Conclavemania. Oh well. Time to go back to boring old pedophilia
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not a racist but I prefer white smokes to black smokes.
I’m seriously confused. Are you implying that if they chose the black guy they would have let out black smoke?
at least they will know which alter boys get diddled by pope mandingo by the way they walk
nows the time for north korea to make a statement
I’d rather have a black pope than a black president.
And on Ash Wednesday too. Oh, wait, I’m looking at February…
the fact that The Rock didn’t win every major Oscar back in ’96 is far more devastating than the rampant pedophilia going on within the catholic church. boo hoo a couple of kids got diddled. thats nothing compared to Ed Harris, Nic Cage and Sean Connery went home empty handed after producing the greatest action movie of our time
the last thing the catholic church needs is a black pope
Yo did you delete the post of 10 girl complements? I was about to make a hilarious and original joke about your girlfriend’s disappointment in you and then it disappeared.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDz-Qq8Pb8
I found out the pope resigned, and that we had a new pope from Barstool. I think I need to re-evaluate my priorities…
If we get a black pope I hope we’re at least allowed to eat fried chicken on Fridays in lent
Church bells ringing off the hook in Salem MA.
Which rapper will come out with the first “My Pope is Black” song. I’m sure Feit’s, Bigcat, and yourself all have a better chance then Mo due to the fact Mo wishes he was born white and is trying to out uncle tom every black reporter and politician combined.
@chriskaman the pope pedophile jokes are so tired at this point but you got me with that one. bravo
THE PATS SIGNED WELKER?
@provcity, hes probably just saving it so he doesnt have to write another blog later
Kraft would make a good Pope, Menino would make a great pope
@……., I was trying to figure out what movie the Rock was in in ’96. I’ll go take a lap.
@wilburham for real, more than 3 posts before the Guess that Ass today. KFC must be exhausted.
THERE ALREADY HAS BEEN A BLACK POPE
BEST SCENE EVER!
If they elected a black pope, do you think they would have to figure out something to use other than ash on Ash Wednesday? Like a big smudge of cocaine or flour?
In the unlikely event it’s the black guy, can’t help but imagine the scene in the Vatican would play out like this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvZdVK913I#t=1m04s
Really pulling for the Hondo pope. I’ll call him HP for short, or saucy pope. I really think they’ll go off the board though and pick the Canadian.
First thing new pope needs to do is get some pants.
No Viva la Stool signs outside the Vatican? Weak bros.
CoferBlack is an awesome name
Close, but no Hondo.