Who Would Win In A Fight is one of my favorite games of all time. Its the easiest and funnest game of all time. Today we have the Feline hunter vs. reptile gator…who ya got?
Daily Mail - Using the hyacinth for cover, ‘Mick’ slowly entered the small channel and swam up directly behind the caiman, keeping his profile as low as possible. ’Once at the edge he exploded from the water and onto the caiman’s back, swinging the claws of his right paw into its side. ’He then hooked the caiman with his left paw as well and went for a killing bite at the back of the skull – but he didn’t have a good angle. ’In the process his momentum carried them both into the water where he readjusted his position and his teeth found purchase on the back of the caiman’s neck. ’He then pushed the caiman into the water broadside – pushing a bow wave ahead of them as he swam. ’When he reached the opposite beach he quickly disappeared into the grasses with his kill.’ According to scientists, there are an estimated 4,000-7,000 Jaguars in the Pantanal. They have become specialist caiman killers and hunt during broad daylight, surprising the cold-blooded reptiles while they bask in the sun. They are also the largest and most powerful jaguars in South America, enabling them to take down larger prey.
How about this fucking gator just getting embarrassed like this? On his own turf in the water too. On land I’d say the jaguar has a huge advantage but all that gator had to do was get into the water. Dude couldn’t even scamper into the water before this son of a bitch cat bit its fucking throat off. Just like a dishonorable piece of shit feline, though. Doesn’t matter if we’re talking about some Siamese house cat or a jaguar in the wild, you know cats don’t fight fair. Obviously nature doesn’t play by rules and no matter how you slice it, this alligator got its skull devoured and dragged back through the water like a bitch. But that doesn’t mean the jaguar should act all proud of himself.