NEW YORK — New Yorkers are seeing something and saying something as a subway advertisement has some commuters stopping in their tracks. ”I think just sensitivities around the subways, considering that was one of the targets considered by other terror groups in the past here in the city, it’s probably a bad idea,” said Christopher Himes, a straphanger. Just in time for the United Nations General Assembly, straphangers are seeing the pro-Israel ads in 10 subway stations. ”It’s going to spark controversy obviously when you deem one side savages and the other side civilized,” said Colby Richardson. The ads were initially rejected, but the Council of Islamic-American Relations sued and won the right to display the ads — granted by a district court judge. ”I am saying jihad, I am not saying all Muslims, and anyone who says that this ad is against all Muslims, in my opinion, is the true Islamaphobe,” said Pamela Geller of Stop Islamization of America.

The other day I wrote a blog about the chick who pissed her pants and showered in the middle of the subway car. And one of the Stoolies left a comment that said “is there any kind of police force, security, or video monitoring system in the nyc subway or is it basically everyone for themselves once you head down the steps?” And you know what? For the most part, its every man for himself once you head underground. Sure theres a camera here and there. An MTA employee on the platform once in a blue moon. But for the most part you head to the depths of Manhattan and you take your life into your hands.

Which is why I sure as fuck don’t need posters like these hanging up down there. In every war between the civilized man and the savage, theres a third dude who lives thousands of miles away who doesn’t like Jews or Terrorists and just wants to make sure he can ride the subway without getting blown the fuck up. The subway is probably the most dangerous and volatile racial melting pot in the world. You got every race, religion and ethnicity crammed ass to dick in a hot, unpredictable, uncomfortable steel box. We’re lucky World War III doesn’t break out every single goddam day. And thats before we’ve got Jews calling Muslims savages. I’m taking a cab for the rest of my life.