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48 Responses to Wild Monkeys Rip Off Chick’s Shirt

1. 
   by Larry T Williams on October 30, 2009 at 11:43 am

   Aww
2. 
   by does this name get me laid on October 30, 2009 at 11:44 am

   great…kmarko is know talking about shit…don’t encourage
3. 
   by I need a detox on October 30, 2009 at 11:44 am

   i wild monkeys were atacking my girl like that i would leave my girl and run in the other direction. i can’t stand wild animals that are smarter than me.
4. 
   by SixTen610 on October 30, 2009 at 11:44 am

   I just did the same thing to some hot chick dressed up as Little Bo Peep in the main lobby of my building. It was worth the two kicks I took to the ribs.
5. 
   by SixTen610 on October 30, 2009 at 11:45 am

   Detox you don’t think you can beat up a monkey?
6. 
   by kmarko on October 30, 2009 at 11:45 am

   giving you guys layups. no reason we can’t all get along.
7. 
   by windycitywoodrow on October 30, 2009 at 11:45 am

   I call boyfriend dibs on shitstorm
8. 
   by Larry T Williams on October 30, 2009 at 11:46 am

   I have to watch my comments, I just had a beauty deleted fellas.
9. 
   by ilovefarts on October 30, 2009 at 11:47 am

   no bra=wants it
10. 
    by SteakNShake on October 30, 2009 at 11:48 am

    ok.. work officialy sucks
11. 
    by windycitywoodrow on October 30, 2009 at 11:48 am

    If I could only sling shit at some of my co-workers…
12. 
    by ilovefarts on October 30, 2009 at 11:48 am

    steak, where have you been?
13. 
    by SteakNShake on October 30, 2009 at 11:50 am

    well, the last 30 minutes i’ve been judging halloween shit.. now i’ve been summoned to the fucking kitchen
14. 
    by I need a detox on October 30, 2009 at 11:50 am

    610, i’m more of a city guy. i’m not really into hand to hand combat with wild animals. my guess is that they’re stronger than retards and i get my ass kicked.
15. 
    by I need a detox on October 30, 2009 at 11:51 am

    kmarko, i hope you’re getting your picks ready.
16. 
    by ilovefarts on October 30, 2009 at 11:52 am

    shitstorm, i bet you can throw some shit stories around
17. 
    by does this name get me laid on October 30, 2009 at 11:52 am

    I bet steak would fuck that monkey up…for god sake HE TOOK A BULLET

    I am going start calling Steak50centShake
18. 
    by does this name get me laid on October 30, 2009 at 11:53 am

    what exactly is a “shitstorm” and is it just a NY/MA thing? we don’t have those down herrrr
19. 
    by SixTen610 on October 30, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Fair enough – but if a monkey was trying to see some tits around you, I’d hope you’d at least summon the inner Crocodile Dundee in you and help out.

    I need to start betting again…I’m out of my survivor pool and I’ve long since burned through the $21k I took home last year…
20. 
    by SixTen610 on October 30, 2009 at 11:55 am

    I like “Fitty Shake” myself, if we’re gonna put his new name up for a vote.
21. 
    by ilovefarts on October 30, 2009 at 11:55 am

    my boy asked me if it was ok to shit his pants, well he said poop, and i had to explain to him to use the shitter(potty).
    Cant wait till hes 18 and can tell him how i always shit/shart my pants
22. 
    by I need a detox on October 30, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Vegas lost more money last weekend than any other week in the history of vegas. favorites were something like 11-2.
23. 
    by bradymancrush on October 30, 2009 at 11:57 am

    throw shit around? isn’t that what we do here all day?
24. 
    by Larry T Williams on October 30, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Heated wants to fuck the monkey
25. 
    by does this name get me laid on October 30, 2009 at 11:58 am

    purdue is drving me crazy today, i am gonna donkey punch her in a minute

    doesn’t she understand we hired her to sit there and look pretty and NOT talk or ask 50 questions every 10 minutes
26. 
    by I need a detox on October 30, 2009 at 11:58 am

    shitstorm = gambling too much, drinking too much, doing too many drugs, cheating on your girl, and your whole world just crumbles in a 3 day span.
27. 
    by ilovefarts on October 30, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    tox,
    its like you took that from the dictionary.
    Pure genious
28. 
    by bradymancrush on October 30, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    have had like 30 of those three day spans in my life….
29. 
    by SixTen610 on October 30, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    How the fuck would someone’s life crumble if they were gambling, boozing, getting high and banging?
30. 
    by SteakNShake on October 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    2 fat ugly chicks dressed up like bumblebees… a jap dude in a penguin suit
31. 
    by bradymancrush on October 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    610 if you were losing in gambling, blacking out, on a bad trip and banging your GF’s sister..and she found out.
32. 
    by shitstorm on October 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Love you Windy
33. 
    by bradymancrush on October 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Steak is that one of your fantasies?
34. 
    by SixTen610 on October 30, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    Well, Brady, that just means you suck at life and there’s nothing that you can abstain from to prevent your life from crumbling.

    Blackouts and bad trips happen – losing at gambling, OK, sometimes – but getting caught banging your GF’s sister is poor form. I say “prove it”.
35. 
    by SteakNShake on October 30, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    yep, and i’m runnin around with an AK-47
36. 
    by shitstorm on October 30, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    610 not if they’re ok with it. been there done that.
37. 
    by SixTen610 on October 30, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Imagine what would happen to the person who dressed up as a cow in Steak’s office?

    I bet that happened his first year there and they’ve all learned ever since.
38. 
    by SixTen610 on October 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    That’s what I’m saying Shitstorm…any chick that’d fuck their sister’s boyfriend means one of two things:

    She hates her.
    They’ve talked about this before and given it the OK.
39. 
    by SteakNShake on October 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    thanks for reminding me.. i got to leave at noon and fix some fucking fence.. stupid bitch ass heifter was in the road last night
40. 
    by I need a detox on October 30, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    too funny steak … i’m looking out my office window at a fight between the bloods and the crips … true story.
41. 
    by windycitywoodrow on October 30, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    heifter road head = good times
42. 
    by SteakNShake on October 30, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    that shit aint funny
43. 
    by shitstorm on October 30, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    Still wondering who won the fight last night The Viking or The Absinthe?
44. 
    by SteakNShake on October 30, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    fight about what?
45. 
    by shitstorm on October 30, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    The Viking was drinking Absinthe and almost shot his cat with a .45
46. 
    by SteakNShake on October 30, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    damn, now that’s funny shit
47. 
    by The-Viking on October 30, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    I am here now. Cat is alive. Absinthe bottle I am sorry to report has passed on..
48. 
    by The-Viking on October 30, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    On the other hand, I would of shot every monkey in the vicinity. I hate monkeys.