Wisconsin – One woman made life a little easier for police Monday when she drove to the police station and turned her husband in for annoying her. An officer was about to stop a black SUV near La Crosse and Seventh streets after noticing a burned out headlamp when the driver pulled into the parking lot outside the La Crosse police headquarters. She told the officer she had picked up her husband, Johnnie Bolds, on Island Street and wanted to drop him off because he was “talking stupidly” and swearing. Bolds, 53, was arrested on two outstanding warrants. His wife received a warning for the headlight.

Lets first address the logistics of this situation. This chick picked up her husband on the corner and after he started talking stupidly she drove him to the police station? How does a husband with outstanding warrants let that happen? Was it like when you’re taking your dog to the vet and you trick him into thinking you’re going to the park? Come on boy! Get in! Lets go for a ride! We’re going to the park! Next thing you know you blow right past the park and you’re a block away from vet’s office and you realize you’ve been duped hard.  Thats just about the only way I could see a husband getting dropped at the police station.

But lets move on to the real issue here, and thats women thinking they’re allowed to take men to the police for being annoying. You girls wanna play that game? You wanna go down that road? You wanna establish the precedent of going to the police every time your significant other is annoying and talking stupidly? Be my guest. Open up Pandora’s Box, you idiots. You bitches will be down at central booking twice a fucking day. Complain about making the bed with all your stupid pillows that never get used? Time to go to jail. Babble on and on about how you “hate work” and “hate your friends?”  Prison. Complain about some shit when you’re on your period? Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.