AuA New Zealand woman had her hand almost completely severed when a sex romp on a bathroom sink in Croatia went awry, stuff.co.nz reports. The Croatian Times newspaper reported the 28-year-old, known as Amy R, was having sex on the sink with an Englishman in the island town of Hvar when the porcelain broke and the sharp edge sliced her wrist, leaving her hand hanging by just the skin. Police spokesman Kraljevic Gudelj said: “It appears they were engaged in a passionate act in the bathroom where at some stage the sink broke – leaving a jagged edge that severed the woman’s hand when she fell to the floor.” The hand was reattached after a six-hour operation by surgeons in the city of Split. The British participant fled and Croatian police are looking for him. New Zealand’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade confirmed it was aware of the case and was providing assistance. The Croatian Times said the couple had met in Croatia and ended up on a yacht called Anete in a local marina. “The young woman almost died, and was only saved after she was airlifted to hospital where doctors managed to reattach the severed limb. It had only been attached by a small amount of skin,” the police spokesman said. “We believe it was probably an accident but the British man has fled and the New Zealand girl is understandably hard to speak to.”

Ladies forgive me for a moment for being crass, but I’m gonna be honest here and talk to the fellas. Guys you know that feeling of pride and accomplishment you get when a chick tells you she’s sore after sex? Or if you go in for another round and she tells you she can’t handle any more? Yea neither do I but this guy once told me about it.

It’s the greatest feeling on earth. Like no bigger compliment can be paid to a guy than a chick telling him his dick game is so vicious that she’s been physically affected by it. Its the nicest thing any girl can say.

I look handsome? Great, whatever.

I’m so funny I make you laugh? Big deal.

I’m sore from the last time we had sex please be gentle this time? I’m blushing like a fucking school girl. There’s a possibility a tear might even come to my eye. When you hear that, you feel like King fucking Kong. Its the most macho moment of your life. Because at that moment, you feel just as good, if not better, than every other man on the planet earth. Every man’s goal is to F chicks and F them good. So it doesn’t matter if you’re Joe Schmo the Cubicle Monkey or Leonardo Dicaprio – when she tells you that you put a hurtin on her, you are as proud and confident and accomplished as any other man on earth. You’ve got the Magic Stick and she’s admitting it right to your face.

Well imagine you fucked a chick so hard you broke a porcelain sink and severed her hand from her arm? Thats the pinnacle right there. You think you’re into some kinky shit? You think you like it rough or know how to give it rough? Well this Englishman on a yacht off the coast of Croatia fucks so hard he broke the plumbing and his chick almost bled out. Now THAT is a feeling of accomplishment.

Quite simply put when you fuck a chick so hard that there is enough aftermath that you need to flee to New Zealand, I’d say you can only go down from there. I’d probably never have sex again. Just go out on top like Costanza in that episode where he leaves after telling his best jokes. Good night!