Huff Po - TLC’s “Strange Sex” (returns with Season 3 on Sunday, July 15 at 10 p.m. ET) is featuring the woman with the world’s largest breasts. Meet Arlington, Virginia’s Annie, who has size 102ZZZ breasts. Annie’s breasts weigh nearly 85 pounds. She has suffered from gigantomastia, which is slow progresssive growth of breast tissue and fat tissue, for nearly her entire life — she started wearing a bra in third grade. Despite the stares and shoulder and back discomfort, Annie says she’s never considered breast reduction. “I’ve never thought about bringing a knife to myself,” she says in the video below. “Why fix something that’s not broken?” Annie has used her breasts to make money, doing about 250 softcore pornographic films under the name Norma Stitz. She says her porn alter ego is world renowned. “I do have security because people chase me,” Annie says.

Only a fat sassy black chick could pull off having 85 pound tits. Like if a white woman was walking around with a couple of 4th graders strapped to her chest she’d undoubtedly be using a walker with an oxygen tank by her side. But Norma Stitz over here is parading around town like she’s the belle of the ball. She’s got a hot date! She’s fuckin famous in foreign countries! Her shoulders may be numb and she may not be able to see her feet but she’s sexy and she knows it. Just sashaying around town with her poor sister Vernadine living in the shadow of those enormous milk wagons. I’m not even speaking metaphorically I’m saying Norma’s tits actually block out the sun and cast a shadow over Vernadine.

PS – I didn’t get the porn name until I said it out loud. Norma Stitz. A+.

PPS – Better subtly hilarious moment of this video:

A) Norma rowing on an exercise ball

OR

B) Paper Mache mold of those gigantic flapjacks: