MSNBCIt wouldn’t be a surprise if a survey found that drooling, guffawing, college-age men found sex more enjoyable with women who’d had breast implants. But according to a self-serving study by a pro-boob job website, women also enjoy sex more after having their chests surgically enhanced. A bra-bulging 70 percent of women who completed RealSelf.com’s survey claimed their level of satisfaction with sex increased post-surgery, boosted by an average of 20 percent. In addition, 61 percent of women said they were having sex more often after their operations. Apparently nothing turns a woman on like having her chest inflated with sacks of viscous fluid.

Well of course it does! The whole point of tits is sex. Forget about nursing children and all that jazz. Boobs are there for sex, plain and simple. So you think having nice, new, perfect boobs is gonna make sex worse? “Man the sex has been really bad ever since I got these amazing C cups.” For sure not. You and your new tits are the bell of the ball! More guys wanna bang you. They’re more excited about banging you. You’re probably getting a few more minutes of foreplay out of them. You feel sexier. No longer self conscious about your chest. Probably go wild and let out your 50 Shades of Grey side now that you’ve got tits.  Maybe get into a little TF’ing. Who knows. Its a whole new world now that you’ve got a couple bocce balls strapped to your chest.