Huff Po - When the world’s smallest man meets the world’s smallest woman, it’s a big deal. Although record holders are often pictured next to each other in Guinness World Records books, they very rarely meet each other in the flesh. One notable exception came recently when the world’s shortest man, Chandra Bahadur Dangi, met the world’s shortest woman, Jyoti Amge, as part of a promotion for the 2013 edition of Guinness World Records. Dangi, a 72-year-old Nepalese man is, at 21.5 inches; Amge, 18, of Nagpur, India, measures 24.7 inches. For Marco Frigatti, an adjudicator for Guinness World Records, the experience of getting the two tiniest people on the globe together in one room was a true career highlight. ”The atmosphere was magic,” he said. “You could see everyone was smiling. It was something special in the air.” Neither Amge nor Dangi said anything about the meeting — apparently it was a short one — but both are happy to have their respective titles.

Right? There’s just no chance you can be 20 inches tall and find another person who’s 20 inches tall and not fuck them. Its just too rare of an opportunity. Its like when you go to Philly and you need to get a cheesesteak. Even if you’re not hungry you’re like “Well when’s the next time I’m gonna be in Philly?” so you just make yourself get one to take advantage of the situation. Thats like Chandra and Jyoti meeting up here. Chandra is 54 years younger and 3 inches taller than Jyoti. You think those kind of stats make her wet? For sure not. She probably doesn’t wanna fuck this little sherpa dwarf any more than you or I. But the logistics of sex for these little fuckers is so mind boggling she’s gotta be thinking this is her only chance to have pint size shrunken sex for at least the next 5 years. Who knows when the next time she’ll be in a position to bang someone her size.