“World’s Ugliest Woman” Gives Interview
DAily Mail- She has been ridiculed, stared at in the street and called ‘the world’s ugliest woman’ by insensitive cyber bullies. But, after years of misery and self doubt, Lizzie Velasquez says she can finally shrug off the hurtful comments about her looks as ‘just words’. Miss Velasquez, from Austin, Texas, was born without adipose tissue – meaning she has no body fat and, despite eating up to 60 small meals a day, remains at a delicate 4.4stone (58lbs) In Be Beautiful, Be You the 23-year-old college senior shares advice on being unique, how to make and keep good friends and how to deal with bullying and negativity. Speaking to Dr Drew Pinsky on Tuesday night about her experiences, Miss Velasquez said when cyber bullies first started attacking her online it was hard. She said: ‘I feel I’m really glad I don’t look like the celebrities out there who are beautiful, because there are a lot of stereotypes attached to that. ’People think “she’s so pretty, she must be really dumb”. Since I don’t look like that it’s better because people can get to know the real me.’
Yo am I the only one who doesn’t think Lizzie is that bad? I expected a lot worse when I saw this chick was unofficially the Ugliest Woman in the World. First of all, she’s not fat. Literally. She medically can’t be fat. So right off the bat she’s hotter than fat chicks. If any fat chick dare has the nerve to talk shit to you Lizzie, send them my way. The Fats are at the bottom of the caste system, no matter what.
Secondly, she’s got nice hair. Nice hair can go a long way. You can hide lots of shit with a nice head of hair. Thirdly, that wonk eye ain’t so bad. I actually read in a book the other day that people with lazy eyes are actually considered to be beautiful in certain cultures. And aside from that she’s got a big nose and buck teeth. That ain’t so bad, folks. If you think I haven’t hooked up with a skinny chick with a big nose and buck teeth before in my lifetime, you are sadly mistake. Lizzie here is just an extreme case of all those things. For real if this chick throws an Instagram filter on these pictures she’d be a solid 5 out of 10.
PS – Lizzie I applaud your bravery and confidence but lets cut the shit with the “I’m really glad I don’t look like the celebrities who are beautiful.” You’re a receding hairline away from looking like the Crypt Keeper from Tales of the Crypt. I’m pretty sure you could put up with the “stereotypes” if you looked like Candice Swanepoel.
PPS – Just to back up my claim Lizzie isn’t the Ugliest Woman In the World, here’s the ugliest woman. Maria Magobet:
poor thing,, gotta fix that eye and them teeth though
I’m dying over here. A blog and with that crypt keeper comment. That show used to scare the shit out of me when I was a little kid.
KFC, you are to blogging what neil is to autoerotic asphyxiation. Integral to the activity. Keep tearin it up.
i agreed with you until i looked at her legs for more than two seconds and threw up in my mouth a little up
Tim Burton just found the star of his next movie.
You’re usually spot on, and I might be in the minority here, but I’d smash a 250 lb broad over 58 fucking pounds any day… Not trying to start a fire bumpin uglies with a disgusting twig
Maria Magobet looks like Eddie Murphy in life, maybe just a few years younger. Straight fire
arent boobs all fat? it looks like she’s got at least something going on up there. i call bullshit on her condition, shes just bulimic
That’s a tough 23, hopefully she can find a respectable man.
GTA
Olive Oyl with a bottle opener mouth attached? Yes please!!!
I’d take Lizzie Velazquez as a daughter over Courtney Stodden. Fact.
shouldnt she just wife up a blindo?
Finally, something my tiny dick can destroy. I would wreck that.
thats not the ugliest woman in the world. she’s a man, baby
I usually hate chicks that wear colored contacts. Nothing worse than a girl with doo doo brown eyes that pretends to have baby blues. But in this case, I’m willing to make an exception. Clean up that right eye, Olive Oil.
A few double cheese burgers would easily bump her up 2 points.
cankles!!
A+
The question I ask myself here is who would I rather have sex with out of these two. Immediately I went with the crypt keeper. She at least looks clean, I don’t even want to imagine what Aunt Jemima smells like. And A+ about your words on a womans hair. Good hair has many a night masked the fact that a girl is a 3 to my drunk self. Gets me every time
/would still hit it
I’d be worried I’d split her in half like a log splitter but i’d definitely accept a handie.
Crypt Keeper comment was the best I’ve read on here. Hilarious.
So KFC, you’re really saying you would fuck this bitch before Adele?
I’d poop in her butt.
She must be jewish……..