DAily Mail- She has been ridiculed, stared at in the street and called ‘the world’s ugliest woman’ by insensitive cyber bullies. But, after years of misery and self doubt, Lizzie Velasquez says she can finally shrug off the hurtful comments about her looks as ‘just words’. Miss Velasquez, from Austin, Texas, was born without adipose tissue – meaning she has no body fat and, despite eating up to 60 small meals a day, remains at a delicate 4.4stone (58lbs) In Be Beautiful, Be You the 23-year-old college senior shares advice on being unique, how to make and keep good friends and how to deal with bullying and negativity. Speaking to Dr Drew Pinsky on Tuesday night about her experiences, Miss Velasquez said when cyber bullies first started attacking her online it was hard. She said: ‘I feel I’m really glad I don’t look like the celebrities out there who are beautiful, because there are a lot of stereotypes attached to that. ’People think “she’s so pretty, she must be really dumb”. Since I don’t look like that it’s better because people can get to know the real me.’
Yo am I the only one who doesn’t think Lizzie is that bad? I expected a lot worse when I saw this chick was unofficially the Ugliest Woman in the World. First of all, she’s not fat. Literally. She medically can’t be fat. So right off the bat she’s hotter than fat chicks. If any fat chick dare has the nerve to talk shit to you Lizzie, send them my way. The Fats are at the bottom of the caste system, no matter what.
Secondly, she’s got nice hair. Nice hair can go a long way. You can hide lots of shit with a nice head of hair. Thirdly, that wonk eye ain’t so bad. I actually read in a book the other day that people with lazy eyes are actually considered to be beautiful in certain cultures. And aside from that she’s got a big nose and buck teeth. That ain’t so bad, folks. If you think I haven’t hooked up with a skinny chick with a big nose and buck teeth before in my lifetime, you are sadly mistake. Lizzie here is just an extreme case of all those things. For real if this chick throws an Instagram filter on these pictures she’d be a solid 5 out of 10.
PS – Lizzie I applaud your bravery and confidence but lets cut the shit with the “I’m really glad I don’t look like the celebrities who are beautiful.” You’re a receding hairline away from looking like the Crypt Keeper from Tales of the Crypt. I’m pretty sure you could put up with the “stereotypes” if you looked like Candice Swanepoel.
PPS – Just to back up my claim Lizzie isn’t the Ugliest Woman In the World, here’s the ugliest woman. Maria Magobet: