Worse Wedding Day Video: Bride Singing Christina Aguilera As She Walks Down The Aisle Or Groomsmen Doing An “I’m On A Boat” Parody… Who Ya Got?
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It’s summer so you can expect a lot of wedding videos to start surfacing. Everyone instagramming how beautiful the bride looks and tweeting about how perfect and romantic the wedding they went to was. And then you’ll also see some shit like that. I will never understand it. Why take the risk? Just go and get married like a normal fucking person. Don’t need to try and be original or cute or funny. It will almost never play. Everyone is there because they believe they’re in the presence of true love. That’s why people come to wedding because they want to believe in the power of love. Not because they want to see the bride show why she’s getting married and not on a world tour. Not because they want to see clips of the bachelor party. Just say “I do” and move on. If you think shit like this will go over well, give it a try. Then when it bombs, meet me in the back of the room. I’ll be the guy waiting to say “I told you so.”
Anyway I’m saying the groomsmen one was worse because the bride is hot. But they both suck.
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Singing Christina Aguilera while you walk down the aisle at your own wedding is so fucking cocky that you kind of have to respect it
Feitlberg, you blow, but god dammit if your not completely spot on… speeches at weddings should be 30 seconds, with no inside jokes, and no musical accompaniment. bang done!
Obfiously behind door two we have a whigger wedding. Bet Nana was ecstatic. Nothing spells love and marriage 37 mother fucking f bombs.
The short old bald guy better have gone down kicking and screaming when this idea was launched. Couldn’t have been a worse look for him.
Wow this is tough. I hate all those groomsmen with a passion, but I also think I would leave my future wife on the spot if she ever pulled that shit on me at the church.
fiets – your people invented the circus wedding. get over it. chairs and smashed glasses, gtfo
Poor bastard
the guy is a dick for makin the wedding all about him. i got no problem with what the chick did, it was her day to make it all about her and she did
Was it just me or were there about 10 people at the chick’s wedding?
Ya everyone on her side of the family sent her fake death certificates a long time ago and moved to Farmington, CT.
Just thinking about how I’d react if I was at those weddings…that chick would get booed. Fuck that shit. If I was sitting in a church or at some ceremony and some bride strolls out by herself, starts thinking she’s on American Idol and sings some boring, lame shit, I’d laugh, but be pissed at the same time. What the fuck was that? That dude is fucked. She’s got his nuts in a clamp with no relief, and no real hope of ever having a say in any part of the relationship. Total alpha bitch move. I somewhat respect her cockiness, but fuck that. Just get the damn ‘I do’s’ overwith and let’s drink.
The groomsmen video is lame as shit and about a year overdue, but it was pretty funny watching a bunch of bald idiots trying to ‘rap’. If I was sitting at the reception when the dude busted that out, I’m pretty sure I’d enjoy it even though it sucked. Who does that shit? Therefore, the dude wins and that chick can get fucked.
i would probably have hated the groomsmen’s video if i hadn’t watched the obnoxious bride right before. that shit was insufferable. point to the men.
Im from Farmington CT