Worst Day Of The Year Showdown – Today Vs. Day After Labor Day?
January 2nd. The day after New Years. Dead Christmas trees line the streets. Santa decorations thrown in the trash. You trudge to work wearing your new hat and scarf that was stuffed in your stocking. You’ve either been off since December 21st or you went to work during the holidays and nobody was there so you just hung out in an empty office for a few hours a day and saved your vacation days. Either way, you’ve spent roughly the last month mailing it in, stuffing your face with food, sucking down booze, watching children’s Christmas movies. Not a care in the world. And now it all comes crashing down. Turn out the lights. The party is over. Everything goes back to normal. Not only is your vacation over, but so is your boss’. Every manager and director and president and partner is back in the office with their new found dedication to working in the New Year. Your bank account is empty and all you have to look forward to is a freezing cold January and February with like 1 or 2 holidays between now and summer. Fucking miserable. If you aren’t suicidal today, then the other 364 days of your year must really fucking blow.
The day after Labor Day is the only contender for Worst Day of The Year. Summer comes to an end. You turn in the keys to your sharehouse. After 3 straight months of booze and sex and sun and sand, you head back to the real world. No more random sex, no more days at the beach, no more nights at the bar right off the beach. The day after Labor Day is like waking up from an awesome dream and you wanna try to close your eyes and fall back asleep and recapture that dream but its gone. You’re awake and you’re broke its time to face your awful life once again.
Its a toss up, folks. Time to vote. Vote 1 for Day After New Years Is The Worst Day Of The Year, Vote 10 for Day After Labor Day is the Worst Day Of The Year.
(729 votes, average: 3.16 out of 10)
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PS – Day after the Super Bowl is a distant third, but its in the mix as well.
I think tomorrow is the worst day of the year. Then the day after that and the day after that and on and on.
The only way the day after the Super Bowl is bad is if your team was in it and lost. There’s no shittier feeling as a sports fan.
Today is not that bad, it’s a Wednesday. A day has to be a Monday or a NFL-less Sunday to qualify for worst day of the year
im confused. how many people in the work force have three months off in the summer and live in a sharehouse?
“everyday you see me, youre seeing me on the worst day of my life”
“is today the worst day of your life?”
“yes it is.”
After Labor Day the weather is still nice, and you aren’t commuting to a miserable job on the ice planet Hoth like I did this morning.
F today in its miserable ass. And its only 10am.
so you trudged from your bed to your desk in your new hat and scarf? couldn’t afford heat now that you are living in a big kid apartment
Wait until the girl tells you she missed her period, then you won’t think today was so bad.
well in hindsight. I would say my wedding day is the worst day
its called weekends slutnuts
so weekends dont exist after memorial day jimboat?
*labor day. fucked that one up.
I’d out in a vote for day after you get married. Just a lifetime of hurt staring you in your swollen, hungover face
what are you in kindergarten or something? 10 days off; come on man
Jesus slutnuts, yes weekends exist, just not weekends that have frozen cocktails with umbrellas in them and girls with bikinis on next to you. What are you gonna fucking argue about an observation? Just vote and shut up
Everyone knows you work between Xmas and New Years then take a tropical vacation this week
Thought the Monday after Thanksgiving was the worst?
what r u in high school fukstik? how r u supporting urself and paying for that sharehouse if u drinking every night and shit? quit posing, u drink on sat nights recover on Sunday and back to work on Monday like everybody else..jerk.