EvilCakeHead - A private commission (that’s all we can say), they are solid white chocolate baby heads, and the same size as the head of your average newborn baby. They also  TERRIFY me! As I was tweeting earlier there is something SO disturbing about these heads but I just can’t put my finger on it. Maybe it’s as they have no body, or maybe it’s just as they are a baby’s head?!? Either way I am so proud to be heading up a movement which leads to the creation of amazing edible works of art just like these.

First of all, what kind of sick fuck shelled out money to have these specially made? There’s a person out there who wants to have a lifelike baby head that they can eat at their leisure. Probably while mutilating gerbils and watching Big Bang Theory. I guess it’s better than eating real baby heads though. But still, very weird. That said, I bet these things taste delicious. Because one thing I’ve come to realize is that custom made candy and cake is the fucking bomb. Probably used only the finest ingredients available to make those terrifying things. I’d never go out of my way to get one, but if I happened across a fresh white chocolate baby head then yeah, I’d take a bite.

The real question is, how do you eat one of these? Just take a big bite out of the skull? Bite off the nose first? Yank off an ear and toss it in your mouth? I guess whatever melts your butter. I’m sure there’s a commenter down there whose eaten a baby head before. How’d you go about it?