Web Pro News – We can relegate this one to the realm of science fiction for the moment, but two researchers from Victoria University of Wellington, New Zealand suggest that in the near future, we could all be looking at a world where prostitution is largely the work of robotic sex companions. Their study, published in the May edition of Futures magazine, is called Robots, men and sex tourism. In their paper they imagine Amsterdam’s red light district in 2050, and say that it will be “all about android prostitues.” “[They] are clean of sexual transmitted infections (STIs), not smuggled in from Eastern Europe and forced into slavery, the city council will have direct control over android sex workers controlling prices, hours of operations and sexual services,” they say. This future scenario is detailed by Ian Yeoman and sexologist Michelle Mars. They say that “sex tourists” could pay up to 10,000 euros for a one-night package with a sex robot. This would include it all – everything that their mind could dream up. Robot-populated brothels could be diverse, featuring models “‘of sexual gods and goddesses of different ethnicities, body shapes, ages, languages and sexual features.” A cornucopia of styles, for all types of fetishes. The benefits of such a system are obvious. First and foremost, you take the human element out of prostitution. Like the researchers say – human trafficking decreases, as does abuse within the “industry.” Another huge plus would be disease control.
I’ve written about this kind of stuff in the past. Particularly a Kim K blow up doll. Up until this moment, I always thought there was two types of people in this world – those who fuck inanimate objects and those who don’t. Like having sex with blow up dolls or rubber pussies or fleshlights is kinda like heroin – you either do it or you don’t. There’s no middle ground. Nobody just dabbles in that behavior.
But this robot stuff takes it to a new level. Its not really like an inanimate object anymore. If the Japanese make their sex robots the way we all know their kinky scientific asses are capable of, these robots will be the best sex of your life. I’d like to say I’m sticking to real life human sex, but if I could hit up some cyber cafe where robots are ready to fuck I dont think I can honestly tell you I wouldn’t give it a whirl. You’re not having sex with some girl whos given up on life and turned to a life of sex for pay in order to stay alive. Don’t have to worry about shaming someones daughter or sister. Don’t have to worry about disease or doing something illegal or dangerous. You’re just basically having sex with Rosie, the maid from the Jetson’s. Glorified masturbation really. No different than playing these new age video games where you are actually doing the motions and the work to play in the game. Ok its a little bit different because in all likelihood you’re ejaculating inside a robot.
But my point is it erases all the scary dangerous gross stuff about prostitution and there’s no real reason to say no aside from your own personal standards you set for yourself regarding sex with articifial intelligence. And if you think I’m gonna be the guy on my high horse going home alone for the night while all my buddies have a blast fucking R2D2′s sister and C-3PO’s cousin, you’re outside of your mind.
PS – This is the beginning of the end of the world. When sex robots become self aware and not only realize they are smarter and stronger than us, but they also have the Power of the Pussy, mankind doesn’t stand a chance.