Would You Rather Be Andy Roddick Or Roger Federer?
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So Andy Roddick’s illustrious mediocre career is coming to an end after the US Open. So naturally its breaking news on ESPN and twitter explodes and yada yada yada. Andy Roddick stinks, folks. He won one major his whole career. The rest was a bunch of quarterfinals exits every time. He made a living off of being “the best American” when every American tennis player sucked.
But obviously Andy Roddick is one of the biggest winners on the whole planet because he landed a bombshell SI model as a wife. Took one US Open and turned it into Brooklyn Decker. Greatest achievement since Jesus turned water into wine. So here’s the question – and we’re going to go out on a completely unrealistic and fantastical limb and we’re going to assume monogamy. No cheating is allowed. You’re only allowed to fuck your wife in this scenario:
Would you rather be Federer or Roddick?
I don’t now tennis all that well but I’m pretty sure Roger Federer is considered the greatest of all time. If not number 1 than like top 3 or top 5. Mentioned in the same breath as Tiger and Jordan and the elitest athletes that have ever walked the planet. Dominated his sport in his prime as well as anyone ever has. A billion majors, endorsements for days. Problem is he’s married to this:
Frumpy doesn’t even begin to describe this chick. Queen Frumpy.
Obviously on the other hand, Andy Roddick is now married to the original Kate Upton. Before Upton there was Decker. A blond with massive tits and a curvy body on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Only difference is Decker didn’t do the Dougie and didn’t tease the world with her massive sex appeal so Upton shot right by her.
So whats the verdict? Do you want the trophies or the trophy wife? The most glory or the best glory hole? Sports immortality or Cocksmen Hall of Fame? Who ya got:
Vote 1 for Roddick and his wife Vote 10 for Federer and his tophies
(640 votes, average: 2.65 out of 10)
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Neither. They’re both pussies!
Granted Roger’s wife ain’t hot, but that pregnant picture is just out of bounds. You’re a cunt.
I’d rather be yesterday’s smoke’s OBG/YN.
I gotta go Federer, he will be remembered for all time as a WINNER, the greatest at what he does, and guess what, Decker will get fat and stop banging Roddick soon enough
Definitely Federer. You got a wife that will be a homemaker, pop out all the kids you want, and you have no worries about her leaving you all the while you are fucking the best player in tennis, pull all the travel tail you want and your wife is home. Roddick is constantly wondering when the next rich and famous dude is going to pull her away. You know she doesn’t cook or clean and she doesn’t want a kid to ruin that body. Look at most of the pro ball players, their wives are nothing to look at for a reason.
In the tennis world Rodick is considered an overachiever not under…he was very unlucky to have been in his prime when Federer was absolutely tearing up tennis. Even in her prime Fed’s wife was never very attractive…but she is extremely athletic, so Fed’s kids are probably studs…still Roddick all the way.
I think Decker is top 5 in the game.. But I’m going Roddick for one reason and one reason only. He is AMERICAN! USA!
Federer. Nothing says I can’t cheat on Queen Frumpy WHILE being the greatest in my sport.
Not for nothing, but Decker is way overrated, she’s not even in my top 10.
im pretty sure kfc explicitly said no cheating. being the best or banging the best is the question. and i take being the best all day long. money out the ace. federer goes down as top 3 tennis players of all time, probably #1. plus he’s swiss, keep his monies away from old jamboy who wants to reach into my pocket and take his 40% cut. f that noise.
i’d rather go back in time, fuck neil’s mom, and give that little guy a fighting chance to have 46 chromosomes
“queen frumpy” possibly the line of the day
@GiantDomination’s top ten is roger federers wife
When Decker pops out a couple kids, and the pussy is stretched and the tits are sagging, whats the difference? Federer will be talked about forever, Roddick will be forgotten as soon as he loses at this years US Open. His last walk off that court may be the last time you hear his name. Meanwhile, Federer will be talked about when your kids are 35 years old cause some dude is getting close to breaking his ridiculous 17 grand slam title record. By that time, Federer will be divorced, and banging Roddicks and Deckers child cause he is the boss.
Too easy. Federer. Federer could replace his wife. Roddick can’t replace victories for losses, ever.
would you fuck her over candice swanepoel, adriana lima, miranda kerr?
We get the trophies for the trophy wife that follows. No brainer here to go Roddick. WTF is Federer doing here anyway. His return on the elite athlete he’s become is garbage.
The excuse that Roddick is a victim because Federer was a big bully is quite possibly the most pathetic excuse in all of sports. Roddick came out hot and then pooped his pants for an entire decade. He exited many slams at the hands of no name slobs.
The answer is Federer. Immortality trumps a few years of top shelf gash.
decker is overrated, was a 10 when she came out, but we all see whats going on, when she is 33 those things will be at her knees, nipples will be scabbed from dragging on the pavement.
But no way you choose the champion federer over roddick, roddick has to be loaded from endorsements
Also, I’d rather be Tom Brady. That way I could have my cake and eat it too.
@StanSitwell A quick google search reveals that Federer is worth 150 millions, while Roddick is worth about 30 million.
Idk… I don’t “now” about tennis
Just saw the no cheating allowed. I still take Federer.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1195529-roger-federer-wife-pics-of-miroslava-vavrinec
Roger that. Federer is a champ and a legend while Stifler over there actually sucks dickhole.
after seeing these pictures, there is no way that Roddick is not a gay.
federer is a great champion, one of the richest athletes in the history of sports, and is a man that is comfortable in his own skin. roddick is a loser hick from nebraska, whose wife will eventually divorce him
and to be fair federers wife use to be decent looking
Andy Roddick did fuck Mandy Moore, who is one of my all time faves. Still I would want to be Federer.
isn’t Federer Swiss or some shit?? that’s disgusting, Roddick all the way
Federer has made himself immortal. People will forget about Roddick in 5 years.
i hope to God Federer is 50x more the sex maniac behind the scenes as Tiger was cause i dont see how a guy can be that great at a sport and only conquer some ugly fatso in the sheets
Federer’s wife is pregnant in both those photos. You could have at least made this fair and shown a better picture of her.
RODDICK!! RODDICK! Oh good God in Heaven I wish I was Roddick. If Federerer wasn’t married to a buffalo and still allowed to bang chicks and..no I still would rather be Roddick. Christ Decker is hot!!
jesus Roger hit the weight room for once in your life. You look like shit. tough choice, gonna go with being the greatest tho he looks like a squid.
did you check with pres before you started talking about jesus on a jewblog?
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