Yankees Closing in on Every Possible Distraction
You think anyone really cares about A Rod flirting with some sloot if the Yankees are up 2-0, or even tied 1-1? You think there’d be a playground brawl brewing between Swisher and the Bleacher Creatures if the Yankees weren’t looking at a must win tonight? Attendance issues making headlines if this series didn’t look as grim as it does? It’s amazing what losing can do to a ball club. It’s like when you quit smoking and all your medical issues start surfacing. Every ugly story line is moving to the front page to try and make sense of what the fuck is going on in New York. I’m just waiting for it to come out that Teixeira made some racist remarks about Delmon Young or that Eric Chavez is running a child slavery ring.
What makes distractions in sports so much different than most other places in life is that there is a magic button to make them go away. Winning. If Yankees are winning and A Rod’s got a .375 average with a couple home runs in the ALCS, his inappropriate flirting magically transforms into a funny clip of A Rod enjoying the perks of a great post season. If Swisher’s hitting better than his current playoff average of like .008, he’s back to his normal crowd-saluting, bullshit spewing self. But they’re not winning, so every detail is under the microscope. Every issue blogged and every negative word blown up into some huge controversy. If the Yankees want this Citi Field style media shit storm to stop, they have to go into Detroit tonight and beat baseball’s best pitcher. Make this a series and the tide starts turning.


Do you think the Yankees will be nervous playing in front of a full crowd?
If Arod was hitting .375 with a bunch of home runs people wouldn’t be calling him a loser?
Wow what an interesting sports take. Great work.
A-Rod is off ‘roids, can’t hit anymore and injects his dick with erection enhancer. He locked in his pussydom Hall of Fame slot when he bitch slapped Arroyo’s glove.
Fans of other teams (outside of Yankees/Red Sox) have to put up with your media spotlight 24/7. Even if Detroit wins it will continue to be “what’s wrong with A-Rod? — why are people mean to swisher? — IS JETER OK??? — BLOWN CALL IN GAME 2 COSTS YANKEES GAME 3.” Now if the Yankees win we will have to put up with “Yankees are just three more wins away from a trip to the WS — are the yankees better without jeter? — should Cano be the MVP?” Do you get why we hate you?
@grizzly- when you’re right, you’re right
@grizzly- when you’re right, you’re right
@grizzly- when you’re right, you’re right
@grizzly- when you’re right, you’re right
@grizzly- when you’re right, you’re right
@grizzly- when you’re right, you’re right
you’ve really mastered the comment section huh pizza fag
At least when pres looks at this he will at least think you have comments. If you do have friends in real life maybe they can show you how to comment from your phone.
that should be a fireable offense dough boy. now go stir some sauce
You know your mobile site sucks when your own employees can’t figure how to post successfully.
Your theory works great Strasser albeit one small problem, the Yankees have no fucking chance tonight against the best pitcher in baseball. NONE. ZERO. Live with that you asshole
I wonder if @bostonsbetter will change his name anytime soon.. you have no sports teams left
How long into the game do you think it’ll take strasser to jump in front of traffic because they’re getting shut out by Verlander? Hopefully soon. And by soon I mean 5 minutes ago.
a-rod and swisher will sit. i’m hoping verlander’s legs are tired from roping a few backwards k’s on his lady friend.
@getatme23, no sports teams? Motherfucker we own sports. We’ve won Division, Conference and League Championships so many times in the past 10 years I’ve lost fucking count. What fucking city do you represent? NY? If so, that cesspool of shit has won 3 championships in 10 fucking years. Count ours and getatme, fucking spook
@bostonsbetter-actually, new jerseys won two of those three.
I had said we’ll be lucky to lose in five. Fuck that. Now I’m just hoping Verlander doesn’t throw a no hitter tonight.