Rantsports.com- Derek Jeter is going to be a Hall of Famer but he was the victim of a Facebook prank on Thursday.  The Facebook page for the New York Yankees was hacked and it led to an announcement that said the shortstop would miss the rest of the season for a sex change operation.

Sweet prank! Whoever did this spent all that time Swordfishing into the Yankee Facebook page like Stanley Jobson, and the best they came up with is announcing that Derek Jeter is gonna get a sex chance… Tehehe. CLASSIC. What’s next? A whoopie cushion on the dugout bench for Girardi to sit on? The old “if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer” trick to Cano? Don’t tell me… you wouldn’t dare color the ridges of a quarter with a pencil and have Teixeira try rolling it down his face, would you?! You’re crazy, man.

Seriously, if you had one shot at hacking the Yankee Facebook, you gotta come up with something better than a sex change post. That’s baby shit. Everyone knows that’s fake. It’s the same thing as changing your buddy’s status. My amateur friends will take my computer if I leave myself logged in and put something like “I love big dick in my mouth” and spend the night laughing as anybody who sees it knows its clearly been hacked. I, on the other hand, will hack a friend’s status with something that people will realistically believe it came from that person. “In my last remaining days, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to anyone I’ve hurt.” Boom. Texts, calls, inbox messages blowing this kid up about his impending passing. If I were this hacker, I would have gone with “Hughes indicted on statutory rape charges” or “Ivan Nova involved in domestic violence dispute.” Either of those options could definitely raise a “You know…  can’t say I didn’t see this one coming” from fans. But this Yankee Facebook hacker guy botched it so hard.