Yankees Fan Set Up Internet Fund Raiser To Raise $100,000,000 And Buy Out Arod’s Contract
Fundly - This is an idea I have…Something new, from an angry, bitter, hurt sports fan. I hate when my team signs a guy to a contract far too extravagant and get burned. I hate it even more, when my team is held hostage by a player for a new contract due to poor ownership. I am tired of seeing Alex Rodriguez in a Yankee uniform. His skills are declining at a pace where his skills will soon reach the low levels that match his personality. If you are a Yankee fan who does not want to see the Yankees pay almost $30 million dollars for the next five years to a man whos skills will continue to decline…PLEDGE! If we can match A-Rod’s remaining salary, we can offer the Yankees the option of buying out A-Rod, while we donate the same amount to a charity in the Yankees name. This helps us rid ourselves of A-Rod, and helps the Yankees eliminate an aging and declining player, while also helping the Yankees stay under the Luxary Tax. Most importantly, it will donate almost $160 million dollars to charities throughout the country!
I’m gonna start a fund raiser to raise enough money so that I have the resources to hunt down every idiotic Yankees fan and kill them with my bare hands. They’ve spent the past 20 years preaching how money doesn’t matter. Who cares how much these guys make! Its not my money! We’re the Yankees! And now all the sudden is unbearable to have an aging superstar on the roster. And if I ever, ever, ever hear another Yankees fan refer to themselves as an “angry, bitter, and hurt sports fan” I will Murder/Death/Kill every person in sight from here to 161st street. You spoiled bitches cannot even begin to understand anger, bitterness or pain. Buncha fuckin babies.
That being said, its gonna be pretty entertaining watching this dude straight up steal a hundred million from the Yankees over the next 5 years. I could win $100,000,000 on a lottery ticket tomorrow and I’d probably earn that money more than Arod will between now and 2017
kfc bringing the heat today
yea and if the Homo-A-Rod-ic one hits a pinch jack tonight, every Yankee fan in the world will wanna lick his tiny roidy peanuts…that being said, Girardi will pinch hit Boone Logan before A-Rod sniffs an AB tonight
Does any one else get the “Demolition Man” reference or am I the only one?
as if they need to be ‘saved’, somehow they will be able to trade him to the pirates and get good pieces in return
Homo-A-Rod-ic – classic.
Arod has so many bonuses in his contract that its going to be more then the 100 mil.
so fucking stupid. Arod gonna come back next year with 35 hrs and 120 RBIs. watch.
is this barstool NY or barstool kfc is a bitter fag mets fan who needs to shit on the yankees at every turn? i’m confused, you hired a yankee blogger. presumably you pay him money to write about the yanks. nobody gives a fuck what you have to say about the yankees. stick to the woe is me mets/jets and smut peddling. it’s the only thing you do well you lazy eyed fuck
yo kfc , you should start one of these up so we can buyout the rest of bobby bonillas contract
As a White Sox fan, I’d kill to have A-Rod on the White Sox. Spoiled Yankee fans, pathetic.
Well done, KFC. So true. All I ever hear from Yankee fans is that payroll doesn’t matter in baseball. Hmmm…so why don’t the Yankees just platoon ARod? Or better yet, just DFA him. That’ll open a roster spot allowing them to sign another player to a ridiculous deal. What’s the matter, you can’t eat a bad contract that bad because it’ll affect your future roster and free agency? Now you know how the other 29 organizations feel. Lol. Truth hurts. $230M payroll and you can’t sweep the Orioles? Wow…embarrassing.
First off, KFC just kill yourself, seriously, your the prototypical loser, Jew, ugly, stupid, delusional MET fan. GET OFF THE YANKEES COCK. EITHER BECOME A YANKEE FAN OR JUST DIE ALREADY.
2ND POINT
@dwyanewadesherpes
Any fan of any other team who says they’d kill to have AROD in their lineup KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT BASEBALL! The guy is surrounded by nothing but top notch hitters, AND HE STILL CAN”T GET A HIT. You want to put him in a lineup with no protection, he’ll have even more of a shitty year. YOU WANT HIM, TAKE HIM please.
Ever, ever, ever…. I almost heard the rocks voice as i read that part
Yo, can we start up one of these for Barstool to buyout Neil that fucking useless hack?
This reads like a teenage girls Diary who’s on their period. Get over it KFC, please please stop blogging about the Yankees, and while your at it, the Mets too. No one cares about the Mets.
@tampajack, Your an asshole and know nothing about the yankees. If you watched this season, you would know, they did platoon him jerk off…..why do you think they have 4 backup infielders on the roster.
the Steinbrenners dont need or want your dirty poor-people money, Yankees fans.
I have never wanted to bang Sandra Bullock as much as when she was in Demolition Man. Put on the Oscar Mayer song and start fluid transfer
@mattagaz Funny how most of Yankees lineup isn’t hitting well right now either, yet A-Rod is getting all the blame. Yeah, I would love to have a future Hall of Famer on my team for a year or two.
@mattags, obviously you don’t follow much baseball either. Outside of the last two years where he got hurt, has there ever been a more consistant hitter than A-Rod? Probably not. He was surrounded by failing so-called superstars before (Giambi) and after (Tex, who somehow has gotten a few hits this year in the postseason). He sat out after breaking his hand and has been god-awful ever since. Same the season before after getting hurt. IF, which is a big if, he can stay healthy, the guy works hard enough that he’ll keep hitting his 25-30 HRs for 2-3 more years. Sitting him out doesn’t help the team one bit, there are 2 or maybe 3 guys hitting just as bad at the moment. Either way the Yankees will advance, thanks to CC. If they will lose and Alex doesn’t even pinch hit, I’m sure he’s still to blame for the loss. They have one freaking title in the past what…ten years or so. I’m sure in Yankeeland that series was also won by Jeter.
@langdon1975
Yes, there has been a more consistant hitter than a-rod. He won the triple crown this year…. hes put up better numbers than arod has if u discount arods steroid years. Plus the guy is a pussy when it comes to injury, jeter is hopping around on one foot and still getting hits.
Talk about bitter. Just because like you, your GM is a no talent ass clown, doesn’t mean you have to pull out your angry jew claws. There are how many teams in the playoffs, with payrolls less than the Mets? The number may be to high to high for you to count, because it’s greater than the number of world series victories your team has but less than the fingers you have on one hand. So go back to jerking off in a dark room to your ticket stub from Johan Santana’s perfect game. Cause we’re gonna get hammered drunk and celebrate 192,000,000 plowing their way to another championship. #hatersgonnahate