Yeah No Shit Eli Manning Is Better Than Tom Brady
ESPN - Eli Manning is a top-caliber quarterback. Well, at least he says he is. The New York Giants quarterback, who does have a Super Bowl MVP award to his name, said on “The Michael Kay Show” on ESPN New York 1050 on Tuesday that he considers himself to be a top quarterback who belongs in the same class as New England’s Tom Brady. ”I consider myself in that class and Tom Brady is a great quarterback, he’s a great player and what you’ve seen with him is he’s gotten better every year and he started off winning championships and I think he’s a better quarterback now than what he was, in all honesty, when he was winning those championships,” Manning said Tuesday. “It’s funny, you say well he won championships, but the team, but I think know he’s grown up and gotten better every year and that’s what I’m trying to do. I kind of hope these next seven years of my quarterback days are my best.”
Fuck yea Eli is just as good as Tom Brady. Better career? That’s not the question. But better QB right now is an argument I can get down with. Look Eli might still be a virgin and he’s never thrown 50 TDs in a season or gone 18-1 (haha) or married a Brazilian supermodel or had his son’s dick blogged about on Barstool Sports. But Eli has also never shredded his ACL or had an illegitimate child or done this:
or this:
or this:
Oh yeah plus last time I checked Eli Manning beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl a few years back. And I’m pretty sure when you beat somebody in sports, that makes you better than them. Ipso fatso Eli Manning is better than Tom Brady. Can’t argue with facts folks. And the facts say Brady is a washed up sissy boy who lost to Eli Manning in the Super Bowl and hasn’t won a playoff game since George W. was president.
Shit even Mark Sanchez is better than Tom Brady and he’s fucking Mexican.
@barstoolscott
Elijah is the man that Brady wishes he could be.
Do you even like/watch the Giants?
what a joke…25 INT’s last yr? Trent Dilfer was better
I knew you guys would eat this up. I guess you need something to smile about during the worst offseason in Giants history.
How lame is this attempt at humor/trashing Boston? “Scott” (which is no doubt the worst name in the history of this site) says Brady hasn’t won a playoff game since W was Pres. HEY GENIUS…neither has Eli. Jesus Christ. Can we just rename Barstool NY…Barstool We Can’t Be Funny Or Get Pageviews On Our Own Accord So We’re Just Going To Trash Boston?
too blatant. i mean im sure you will hook a couple of the retards but if you threw some stats in their you might make your argument sound a little more legitimate and not a blatant excuse to improve comment count.
wait there are stats where Eli is better than Brady right? like just one. maybe.
….. – he wins in the ONLY stat that matters – head to head superbowl record. Last I checked Eli was 1-0 over your favorite hair transplant aficianado.
scott makes me miss manzo…
head to head superbowl record is the only stat that matters in football?? what planet am I on?
eli’s wife is hotter than giselle as well. just dominating brady in every facet of life.
So if Belichick lost his mind and offered the Giants Brady straight up for Eli, you would say “no”? What color is the sky on the planet where you live?
Last i checked Brady has more rings than the Manning brothers combined. It will be pretty tough for Brady to avenge that loss cause the Giants wont make the Superbowl.
Wow Scott u truly r a fuckin retard if u think that redneck Eli is the same caliber quarterback as my man Brady. Eli doesn’t even belong in the same sentence as Brady. Please kill yourself u faggot ass poor excuse for a life.
Manzo>cancer>Scott
When Eli talks to the press, they can’t be sure if he’s looking at them or the soda machine in the corner.
How many Rings does Eli have and how many rings does Brady have. point made and fact proven bottom line Brady has more rings and is a better player deal with it
haha Scott please kill yourself you really are the worst. Brady’s kid gets more pussy than you.
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Good try with the whole “Unanimous MVP of the league is effeminate” bit. In fact, just this last year Brady broke his own record for the best TD/INT ratio (9), while Eli wad at 1.24, which somehow is NOT his personal worst. Guy is a joke, and I know you Giant fans already know that, but thought I could further enlighten you on the subject.
Who the fuck is Scott?
HEY BRO, THE FACT THAT YOU HAD TO LOOK THAT SHIT UP IS GROUNDS FOR BEING A WOMAN, FUCKIN PUSSY. ELI MANNING COULDN’T HOLD YOUR MOTHER’S JOCK STRAP YOU STUPID FUCK. YOUR MOTHER HAS A DICK…FACTS ARE FACTS PUSSY
All Hail Scott Hahaha. Love when you twist the Boston Stoolies titties. It’s the best. Here they come all to defend their fucking superhero Tham Braaady
Eli Manning is an absolute joke. Most overrated person in the history of anything. Take away his last name, he doesn’t get drafted. Let’s not forget he’s the third best QB in his family. The Giants beat the Patriots. It wasn’t Manning over Brady. The Giants won the Superbowl in spite of Eli Manning’s “quarterbacking.” That play that Giants fans call one of the best in Superbowl history is a fucking joke. Eli masterfully evaded the rush? He escaped someone that had half a hand on his jersey and then ran around like an idiot, only to unleash one of the worst throws to ever be caught in a game of football. Great catch by Tyree, but giving Manning any credit on that is retarded.
p.s. also if you just watch any other game he has ever played, you can clearly see he is just a terrible quarterback. Can’t make a smart decision to save his life. Nice blog though.
Not even a fan of the Giants or Pats. But are you fucking with me here? Eli couldn’t hold Brady’s jockstrap. He holds no records. Has made maybe one or two pro bowls. And couldn’t compete with his brother let alone Brady. Time to shake that motherfucker and bring him back to the reality of him being an above average QB.
getting better every year? well i guess a career high 30 turnovers last season shows that. can someone tell me the point of getting rid of Manzo only to have him replaced by Scott? there’s got to be some 28 yr old goomba in his moms basement in staten island who can write equally terrible blogs that have to sole purpose of baiting boston fans through insanely moronic statements like the ones we just read, no?
“It’s funny, you say well he won championships, but the team, but I think know he’s grown up”
It’s funny, you say well Eli is a fucktard, but the blogger, but I think know this blog blows.
i would say im shocked that giants fans would even show their faces after this pathetic blog, but then again they are giants fans….
Wow, GREAT BLOG FAG.
JUST BECAUSE YOU UPSET THE FUCKIN PATRIOTS 2 YEARS AGO DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOUR CAREER IS COMPLETE, GET OVER IT BITCH. NICE (HAHA) IN PARENTHESIS TOO FUCKIN RETARD.
1. YOUR A FAG
2. I’M NOT SURPRISED ELI THINKS THIS BECAUSE OF HIS FANS WEAR YAMIKAS
3. THIS BLOG SUCKS
4. SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT SPORTS
5. YOU’RE A PAP SMEAR
k1dd0 has never heard a boston accent has he? “Tham Braady”… really?
Eli Manning = 4th on Pats depth chart at QB
all you newyork fucks are the same, straight vaginasss and im not talking about the good kind im talking that Italian sub pussy shit that makes your eyes water. kind of like your mothers
“scott makes me miss manzo” – gem. This has got to be prez’s way of re-creating Manzo. Scott – I hope someone punches you in the dick.
@achart. Come to Long Island so I can Grind your Fucking teeth into the pavement. You little cunt rag Boston fucker. Look at all these homo’s come out to defend against a fucking blog Hey guys it’s an opinion not a fact go fucking cry.
I’m not even going to get into the argument since it is, literally, more one sided than Pacquio boxing a quadriplegic, but, rather, I’d like to examine the logic behind the “argument”.
We aren’t talking career, we are talking right now. And right now the nearest metric we can look at is 2010 where Manning threw 25 INTs to Brady’s 4 and missed the playoffs. Threw 31 TDs to Brady’s 36. Threw for 4021 yds to Brady’s 3900 and Eli had a QBR of 85.5 to Brady’s 111.0. Now, barring you not knowing the English language or recognize standard Arabic numbers, you would see that Brady is better “right now”.
OH but WAIT! What is this coming into the argument ring? Out of the stands! It’s the ’08 Superbowl with a chair! No, No it can’t be! Not after saying we can’t look at the career but have to look at right now! What a dirty trick. Scott’s logic, it has no honor. Just saying one thing while reaching into the past to pull the one thing that could give his argument any traction. The humanity! THE HUMANITY!
stfu, Scott.
Pres,
I don’t know who this Scott guy is but I hope your not paying him. “Facts…Brady is a Washed up Sissy boy,” just sound like a pissed off jersey kid with a side ways yankee ht shitfaced at the bar. Your definitely one of those kids who brags about how your friends friend knows Eli and hung out with him once during memorial day weekend.
Facts being facts, manning threw 6 times as many pics last year as brady did with 5 less touchdowns. brady had a 111 rating while eli had an 85. Don’t write shit blogs just because you want to hear yourself think.
Pres clean this shit up.
haha k1dd0 took that one a little personally huh? Get over it. But challenging people to a fight over an internet comment board is definitely a rational thing to do and in no way a sign of being mentally deranged and anger issues.
k1ddo, the tough guy in the barstool comment section has been done and by way better than you. At least Heated76 was going to bury somebody with a battering ram right hook and not grind teeth you Long Island poof.
Take your own advice, these are opinions, not facts, go cry.
hahaha more than 30 comments already, people from boston are so retarded. scott’s laughing his ass off at how easy you are to bait. so sensitive about your golden boy
Eli’s kid has a small dick.
and mr walker, this site shouldn’t be about trying to “bait” people with ridiculous comments, it should be funny and have a point.
My father invented the question mark and all New Yorkers are racists. Boom new blog.
billwalker….nailed it
there’s no accent for brady tom maybe but brady? how? FAIL.
you have always been a dick scott. then you got exposed to radiation poisoning and now youre a giant dick
The blog/suicide note Scott leaves when the Eagles take a dump on the Giants is going to get over 100 comments.
nailed it.
Numero two do you even fucking have a job that you’re commenting three times in a row about your boyfriend Tom being shit upon in a rightful manner because he can’t win playoff games anymore because Eli Manning ate his soul in 2007?
billwalker – you realize most of the comments by boston posters are saying how retardedly obvious this blog is to bait boston fans, you know, the same thing that happens on here on a daily basis. NY readership must be struggling
k1dd0… do you have a job…? And before you ask, mine ended last friday before I move back to school this weekend.
I do, k1ddo, it just doesn’t involved having to go into backrooms and getting fucked by gay men at the White Swallow like you.
I own a business you douche bag. What do you do? Oh you’re still in school. Haha Little fag will probably end up in mommy’s fucking basement until he’s 28. Eat shit Boston scum.
Bravo, Scott, bravo. You Boston fags are allllllll sorts of riled up. Those of you asking who Scott is clearly haven’t been around this site for long. Scott > Jerry, Eli > Brady. Truth hurts.
And for the record, no I have never been around a real Boston accent because I don’t surround myself with fucking morons.
If someone takes joy in baiting people by making themselves look ignorant then so be it. K1ddo definitely owns no less than a dozen white tank tops and wears sunglasses indoors. . .”come down I-95 and get off when it starts smelling like swampass and fight me!”. . .dork.
Gotta love the internet tough guy routine. And are people usually impressed by “owning your own business”, however vague that is? No need to get all defensive about everything there chief.
Having a newspaper route definitely does NOT equate to “owning a business”.
I make custom kitchen’s on the south shore in Long Island I’ve owned it for 10 years now partnered and we grossed 2.1 million alone last year and I’m only 25 years old. You’re a fucking tool loser stoolie Shut the fuck up and go suck your mom’s tits. http://www.dynamickitchenfurniture.com
k1dd0…maybe switch to decaf
Such a shitty blog entry. Seriously. Argue sports or shut up. Eli sucks.
@kots you don’t know me and you have no idea what you’re talking about, why get involved this doesn’t concern you. Oh wait he’s a Boston stoolie probably. I get it.
I’m pretty sure people who are immature enough to say “Eat shit boston scum” and “Eli Manning ate his soul” either hang out with plenty of fucking morons or don’t hang out with anyone at all.
Nor does buying real estate CD’s from an infomercial for $29.95.
“I own my own business” = I give blow jobs for $ down in Fire Island
by k1dd0 on August 17, 2011 at 11:02 am
Numero two do you even fucking have a job that you’re commenting three times in a row
Followed by:by k1dd0 on August 17, 2011 at 11:05 am, by k1dd0 on August 17, 2011 at 11:07 am, by k1dd0 on August 17, 2011 at 11:12 am.
Wow what a cluster fuck, mob mentality much? I go in against one dude @achart and lets see 1,2,3 4 fucking other dudes come to his defense? Do you guys all fuck up in Bean town or what?
now 5
I’m done with this guy, if he really wants to act superior to people because he is a carpenter or whatever, let him be. I don’t pretend to be better than anyone else, and don’t resort to elementary school style insults when I run out of real arguments, but I can’t expect that from random people on the internet.
I love the we “grossed 2.1 million” argument. We all know you “netted” a loss of $550,000.00 because you blew all your money on tank tops, tribal tattoos and hair gel.
pj18 – how fucking dumb are you? riled up? hardly. just another shitty BSSNY writer, emulating the ‘jealous of boston’ writing styles of the worst blogger to ever touch a keyboard – pete manzo. no boston fan even takes this shit seriously, just like to come by and let you NY fans know how stupid you look
Granted, Brady has turned into a gay little metrosexual in recent years and Eli isn’t horrible, there’s no chance they’re in the same class.
Have you ever watched football?
@ k1dd0
bro thats your family business. i mean i was just kidding around at first but to brag that your fathers business “grossed” 2.1 mill (could have netted a loss for all we know) is just about the most pathetic thing I have ever heard.
dude what can I say I love tribal tattos and tank tops bro, you got me kots. I’m actually getting a sweet Hawaiian one right now like rex ryan as we comment fight. I’ve got a kitchen to rip out so it’s been fun. And, you know, 100 more tank tops to buy. why do I even bother.
lol at rm81. Scott? That guys a Dick!
k1dd0, i’m not really hating on you but when you give someone shit for posting a few times then post twice as many it makes you look foolish.
k1dd0 > all of you Boston idiots, Giants > Pats, me > EZBreezey by a long shot. All facts.
“I’ve got a kitchen to rip out” = “my John just pulled up”. Seriously though, if Prez doesn’t make Eli the “Guess that Ass” today after his comments that he believes he is in the same league as Brady I am going to stop reading Barstool.
let me start this off by saying I AM NEITHER A PATS FAN NOR A GIANTS FAN. this blog is so insanely stupid, that I felt compelled to create a username just so i could comment. to all the new york fans who think they have “won” because boston fans a riled up: NO. YOU HAVE NOT WON THIS ARGUMENT. people aren’t riled up because they hate the giants or because they want to stick up for the pats. IT’S BECAUSE THIS IS ONE OF THE DUMBEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN WRITTEN ON A WEBSITE. and the internet is full of retarded shit. if you guys want to continue to be blind to eli manning’s horrific quarterbacking skills, go ahead. it actually makes it more fun for the rest of us football fans who have brains. bottom line is this. it doesn’t who is in who’s class (but btw, eli shouldn’t be allowed in the same county as brady), the point is ELI IS A JOKE AND A COMPLETE FRAUD. YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED FOR SUPPORTING THAT IDIOT.
~k1ddo, congrats on the business but you have problems that $2.1 million can’t fix.
so the answer is you are VERY fucking dumb. got it.
Since New York football fans can’t help but go back in time to when their teams weren’t total failures lets all imagine how much less of a failure the Gmen would be if they held on to Rivers
The police shut down El Perv’s kiddie porn side business up in Boston….and boom….El Perv has his NY minions construct a hit piece on Brady. Fax this up to El Perv….he is the new John Tomase…..dead man walking….irrelevant….social pariah. Too bad the Patriots asked the police to have El Perv remove the baby boner photos….pay back time…right El Perv!
EZBreezey and amhunglo totally hook up with each other. Eli > Brady.
good to see the gmen have a solid fanbase in the tween demo
Scott is officially the worst blogger on here, sorta makes me want Manzo back as bad as that sounds
Scott is the #1 blogger on this site. Him and KFC. EZBreezey is the #1 tool on this site. Him and SouthShorePete.
And Heated.
18-1
in eli’s defense AT LEAST 6 of those ints bounced off his recievers hands and up 5 ft in the air. Still needs to lower that number though. 30 TD’s aint bad
Amhunglo you should probably get back to setting the workday record for Dicks in your mouth. I think you can beat your own record. Anyone who would start Downs Manning over Brady is nuts.
Eli = the 4th best Manning.
scott you’re trying way too hard buddy
but some boston idiots still dont get it
agree with boston_sports. anybody who is taking this seriously is a fucking idiot
Scott is being serious because Eli is better than Brady. We all know that.
Some real edgy stuff on barstool but this story is just as fucking retarded as eli!
Some real edgy stuff on barstool but this story is just as fucking retarded as eli!
Some real edgy stuff on barstool but this story is just as fucking retarded as eli!
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DON’T YOU NY FAGS HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO OTHER THAN GO TO BRAID YOUR JEWISH CURLS?
1. k1ddo DID YOU REALLY CHALLENGE SOMEONE TO COME TO LONG ISLAND AND FIGHT? IS LONG ISLAND SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY? GIVE ME A BREAK YOU PUSSY.
2. I LOVE HOW YOU BITCHES KEEP SAYING REMEMBER 2007, 17-14, BLAH BLAH, AND THEN THIS SCOTT BITCH PUTS ‘HAHA” IN PARENTHESIS…
YOU GUYS HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO. YOU DON’T SEE RED SOX FANS WRITING A BLOG AND CONTINUALLY MENTIONING 2004. WE HAVE A LEGITIMATE FRANCHISE, UNLIKE A TEAM THAT SAYS THEY’RE FROM NY AND PLAYS IN THE ARMPIT OF THE COUNTRY NEW JERSEY. WE WENT OUT AND WON ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2007.
ELI IS A BITCH. LONG ISLAND IS NOT TOUGH k1ddo… hate to break it to you.
AND SCOTT, GET A FUCKIN REAL JOB, NOT A PART TIME BLOGGER FOR FOOTBALL ON SOME FUCKIN STUPID SITE THATS GOING TO BE SHUT DOWN FOR KIDDY PORN.
FAGS
@k1ddo your cabinets suck and you are poor.
boston34 must be one of those down syndrome kids that high school football teams keep around to fill up the waterbotles. Go jerkoff to more boston sports highlights you faggot
It’s official. I would rather read Manzo than Scott. Yeah i said it.
Did Manzo create a new username?
Eli doesnt even deserve to be in the same sentence as Brady unless its “eli manning will never be tom brady”.
2011′s best qbs: Brady>Peyton Manning>Rodgers>Brees>Rivers>Ryan>Vick>Roethlisberger>Romo>Eli I mean the dude threw 20+ ints last year.
Is Scott really Manzo? Dude must get paid a buck a comment. Good work today Scotty…
Scott, you huge douche. I hope you you just wrote that to get people pissed off. If you believe what you wrote, you obviously are not a football fan. Even the talented Manning sibling wasn’t better than Brady last year. Go back to writing on your Glee blog, dickhead. Instead of hating Boston(Title Town), embrace its greatness.
just revisited this the day the giants walked down the streets of NYC in celebration of their latest SB win over Brady and the Papsmears.. Every shit talking boston moron’s post on here is just making my day.. what a year for them, the most epic collapse in Red Sox history followed up by a true cock slap to the face a la elisha manning.
dear boston,
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Fuck yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Superbowl 46 Champs! MVP MVP MVP!