You Guys Might Wanna Sit Down For This One: Arkansas Broad Gets Double Pregnant
ABC News - A pregnant woman in Arkansas surprised doctors twice over when she went in for a routine ultrasound this June. Share Doctors successfully located Todd and Julia Grovenburg’s growing baby girl Jillian, but then discovered another smaller baby — what could be Jillian’s younger brother — growing beside her. The Grovenburgs may have conceived their son Hudson a full two-and-a-half weeks after Jillian, according to statements given to KFSM-TV in Ft. Smith-Fayetteville, Ark. Different from identical twins or fraternal twins, the Grovenburg babies would have separate due dates and are considered to be a rare medical occurrence.
Hold the fucking phone! If there was like ONE truth I thought I could rely on as a member of the male species, its that you can’t knock up a broad who’s already knocked up. That’s part of the consolation prize for forgetting to pull out – you can have sex with her before she starts getting fat without worrying about any sort of repercussions. Apparently this shit has only happened like 10 times. EVER. In the history of the fuckin world. But with the karma I’m wracking up on the Stool these days I wouldn’t be surprised if I somehow become the first dude to ever get a girl Triple Pregnant. Usually my mom doesn’t let girls come down to the basement after dark, but I’m sayin if I ever do get a girl down here that’s the sorta shit that would end up happening.
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“Usually my mom doesn’t let girls come down to the basement ”
= True statement
That bitch is gonna have double the baby fat and double the stretch marks to overcome, no thank you.
“Gonna have…”????
WHY AM I SO TURNED ON AFTER READING THIS
You gotta listen to you stupid broad bitch and moan during labor and then come back for more 2 weeks later ??? thats just wrong.
I’m surprised the sperm could fight their way through all that blubber.
Why do fat broads love anal?
WHY DO I LOVE FAT BROADS WHO LOVE ANAL
Good point 610.
Fact = fat broads give the best head.
Then the chick in this clip must put on a clinic…
I wouldn’t even shake hands with this fatso.
and stinkiest anal..
Fat chicks have more saliva.
I’d bang a back-fat crease and avoid the pregnancy thing altogether.
Windy are you having problems in your marriage? Your comments kinda suck lately.
Seven days sober, asshole – what’s it to ya.
I would be very upset if this chick was prego with my kids.
She must have the sexiest cankles.
windy, you’re giving up the sauce? This place is gonna be like an AA meeting in a few months.
no one was more excited than this bitch. twice the pregnancy, twice the amount of food she can devour.
and are you all serious with the question about why fat chicks love anal?
My muslim name was Hassant Ben Sober.
You guys made me see the error of my ways.
GWH … i was serious … whats the answer?
7 days?… give him another week and he’ll be rippin everybody a new asshole… windy, L-Glutamine
No Drugs, No Booze, No Gambling, No Smoking = starting January 1st
detox. anal sex is the last thing a woman with self respect gives up.
fat women have no self respect.
that’s why they don’t put up a fight when you push it in.
“L-Glutamine is most often recommended for diarrhea”… thanks, i think…
I need a detox said: { Sep 24, 2009 – 03:09:41 }
Suicide???
No … time to make some changes.
l-glutamine 1000 mg tablets, twice a day = tummy never hurts, ever
and, it reduces cravings for the “beast”
beast = beer (for me)
Thanks Steak, my tummy always hurts for some reason.
actually serious on that windy…
is this the chick with two vaginas?
I honestly think im more shocked that somebody would actually have sex with this woman TWICE
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