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BrosIcingBros.com – Take a knee and chug.

Simple Rules -
1. You cannot refuse an ice. If you refuse to drink the ice you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never ice another bro or be iced.
2. If you are iced by a fellow bro you can ice block. When presented w/ an ice, you pull out an ice of your own and reverse the ice on your bro. The ultimate ice insult.

I never did the whole frat scene. Never done any sort of hazing where you force/get forced to drink. The most I’ve ever been involved in was when people throw that keg cap thing in my beer and tell me to chug. Usually I just throw that back in their stupid face and tell them to go fuck themselves. I obviously got pretty good at getting shitfaced under my own volition, but I never did that whole drink-right-now show.  All that being said, I’m pretty confident I’d be amazing at Icing Bros. I’d be like a fuckin ninja, Icing Bros in the black of night and shit. I’d be like the Keyser Soze of the Smirnoff Ice game. Ruthless. You’re at your grandmother’s wake? Sorry for your loss, bro, but you’ve just been ICED. You’re on the altar about to say “I Do?” Mazaltov motherfucker! Now get on your knees and chug that 24 oz Pineapple Smirnoff. In the emergency room witnessing the birth of your first born child? ICED, Daddio, name your kid Smirnoff.

I think my go to move would be Icing someone via mail. Imagine getting FedEx Iced? That would be ridiculous. The guy shows up and you gotta sign his electronic signy thing and you’re anticipating what this mysterious package could be, and it turns out you’ve just been ICED courtesy of the United States fuckin Postal Service. Bros would go wild for that one.

~ Shout out to T McD for the link. You sexy little minx.