Zelda-symphony.comFeaturing dynamic and compelling video accompanied by a live symphony orchestra, The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses brings the world’s most popular video game series to life. With original music spanning 25 years of adventure from the celebrated Zelda franchise, The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses is the first ever video game themed concert to feature a complete four-movement symphony, showcasing the work of Nintendo composer and sound director Koji Kondo. Witness 25 years of video game history unfolding, complete with a gorgeous cinematic video presentation, synced to picture with the game’s sensational, thematic and action-packed music played live by a full symphony orchestra.

Nerd alert! Nerd alert! I might have to go to this theater and whip my dick out like Fred Willard. Just beat my meat to the Zelda theme and all the various music from dungeons and temples. Let it build up and then I bust a nut right when Link finds a piece of the Tri Force. Just gotta make sure I finish up before the Water Temple music comes on. Otherwise I’ll go soft like cream cheese in the oven. Water Temple flashbacks is an instant boner killer.

PS – On a serious note this has to be the nerdiest thing to ever happen in the history of human life. Right? Orchestra symphony nerds mixed with Zelda video game nerds. All we need is some Dungeons and Dragons and then we’d have a motherfucking PARTY.