You know who are the biggest assholes on the planet? People who think zombies are cool and make zombie jokes. I guess its not a new craze or anything – zombie movies have been around forever. But I feel like recently zombies have been getting a lot of play. Anytime anything weird happens people are just like “Its fucking Zombies! The dude in Miami who ate that guy’s face – Zombies! That male porn star that ate that guy? OMG Zombies! Do you watch The Walking Dead? ZOMBIES! 2012 the Mayan Calendar – ZOMBIES!”
Just shut the fuck up about zombies. How about that, you nerds? If I could live in a world where nobody makes anymore jokes about zombies or bath salts I’d be a happy man.