Get out here, you sexy son-of-a-bitch-first-star, you!  The Rangers take game one by a score of 3-0 for one reason and one reason only.  Henrik freaking Lundqvist.  Dude stood on his head, plain and simple.  Gumdrop can slobber all over Brodeur’s cuckolding cock all he wants, and that save on Staal was nothing short of mental, but worshiping goats is for savages.  I only recognize royalty.  Nine down, seven to go…

Full post with my corpulent guest the Gum on its way for the morning.  We both know this thing is a long way from over so no one’s counting their chickens quite yet – Gumdrop’s simply eating his.  So, thanks for stopping by the Stool’s late night victory post.  Hey, now that you’re here, why not show your support for the monarchy and deck yourself out in the cloth of our King? 

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