Move over Abe Lincoln! Fuck you, Vampires! Its all about Iron Mike, the Prostitute Hunter. If there was anybody who doubted my choice to make Mike Tyson one of the first 4 people selected to colonize Mars, this video certainly solidifies the choice. He’s obviously a level headed man who knows when to throw up the white flag. Too many pregnant fails, too many lawsuits, too many prison cells, too many bankruptcies, too many women, too many venereal diseases. I mean too many prostitutes wanted to fuck him. He knew when to change up his lifestyle.

All in all – his still one of the finest physical specimens on the planet. He provides comedic relief. His ups and downs have left him wise beyond his years. Mike Tyson, The Prostitute Hunter is a goddam Renaissance Man