Is There Anything Worse Than Being From China?
Daily Mail – Boys and girls who looked no older than five or six-years-old were tasked with swinging on beams, hanging from pairs of rings and bounding across floor mats during the physically strenuous training sessions. The youngsters at the same training school will be hoping to emulate the success of 16-year-old swimming sensation Ye Shewin, who glided into the record books on Saturday night. Only last January harrowing photographs were posted on the internet showing Chinese children crying in pain as they were put to work. In case they had forgotten why they were there, a large sign on the wall reminded them. ‘GOLD’ it said simply.
I remember when I was a little kid learning how to swim. I would Doggie Paddle to my father. And every time I was about to reach him he would back up a couple steps and make me keep swimming. Instead of just swimming a few feet I’d end up swimming the whole length of the pool. And I remember being like “Are you crazy motherfucker! I could have drown back there! We’re half way to the deep end for God’s sake.”
And then I look at these little Chinese kids. People stepping on their legs and shit. 6 packs by the time they’re 6. Dangling from torture racks and shit. Kinda makes me think that whole doggie paddle thing wasn’t so bad. Best part is the Chinese are probably gonna say that little girl getting stepped on is 16 years old and she’ll be eligible in Rio in 2016. Have fun breaking rocks in an internment camp when you don’t come home with gold!
Fuckin China. Place sucks.
Worse than being from China:
- Being a Jets fan
- Being a Mets fan
- Getting destroyed by a wave.
There are these exams that Chinese students take at the end of High School. Each year several student die of exhaustion from studying day/night for the exams and not sleeping. Despite these deaths, the time students spend studying actually increases each year. Oh and by the way, the cities are the most disgusting places in the world. Some days you literally cannot find the sun in the sky because of the smog. If this is the next world super power, then humanity is totally f-ed.
The Mets should take notes.
All of Africa except South Africa
North Korea.
Still better than Detroit.
I don’t know how you expect to have Olympic success without a solid national training regime like China’s. You ask me, this is exactly what team USA is missing. The whole reason I love the Olympics is because the athletes are psycho robot abuse victims who perform at all costs. It’s called compelling fucking TV, KFC. Don’t tell me how the sausage is made, just give me the thrill of victory and agony of defeat.
@bukkake if that’s what were missing, how come were kicking the slant eyes ass in over all medal count? Hell if it wasn’t for diving and ping pong it wouldn’t even be close.
Just looked at that first pic again, that litttle nip’s legs are hyperextended right?
judging by the look on her face, i’d say yes
They are growing too rapidly too fast, there is no way it is sustainable. Their economy is growing at unprecedented levels, they have the least amount of human rights, and generally just assholes when you look at the big picture. Think USSR. I’m optimistically thinking they will be done in 5-6 years.
@presmoobs. Only assholes care about the Olympics.
I thought you guys were into this tough discipline bullshit. I agree though, place sucks.