NYDNJASON KIDD’S late-night DWI crash turned his Cadillac SUV into a full-court mess. Photos of the crumpled car showed how lucky the 39-year-old point guard was to escape alive from the scary late-night wreck in the Hamptons. The hood was peeled back from the 2010 Escalade’s frame, with the vehicle’s windshield shattered and a driver’s side mirror dangling limply. The right front tire sat flat on the ground beneath a snarl of twisted metal — twin reminders of Sunday’s 1:56 a.m. wreck in the Hamptons that snapped a wooden utility pole in two. “That’s really his car? Wow,” said one NYPD vet who has 15 years on the force and has seen his fair share of car accidents. “I can’t believe Jason Kidd actually survived that. When I see an accident that bad, I expect at least serious injury, if not death.”

Umm. A wooden utility pole doesn’t do that kinda damage. So I don’t know what he really crashed into, or if these pictures are fake or something. But that shit looks like a head on collision with a Mack truck, not a telephone pole.

On a side note, imagine if Kidd had straight up died? Thats the only way this offseason could have gotten worse for the Knicks. All the headlines would be like “The Knicks are trading for fuckin DEAD DUDES now!”