NYDNRyan Lochte, America’s gold medal-grabbing swimmer in the Olympics this summer apparently only has time for one-night stands, according to an interview with his mother, Ike Lochte, on NBC’s “Today” show. “He goes out on one-night stands,” she explained to Today.com. “He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.” The revealing details on the swift swimmer come amidst a deluge of new information on his sexual preferences. Lochte told an interviewer at Women’s Health that he thinks women look hottest in “one of (his) long-sleeve button-down shirts and that’s all.” He also told the interviewer that he thinks women look sexy in white jeans and that he and his male friends trade sex stories. “It’s impossible to know what they’re thinking,” he also said of the opposite gender. “If I could have one superpower, I’d be like Mel Gibson in ‘What Women Want,’ where he reads women’s minds.”

I straight up hate Ryan Lochte. Hate his guts. Don’t even respect him as a person. I don’t even know why I’m so passionate about it. I didn’t even know who he was a week ago and now I hate him with the fire of a thousand suns. First I saw that he wears diamond grills. Then I heard he refers to his own personal style as “Rockstar swagger.”

And now his mom is running around town talking about how all he does is fuck bitches. Can’t stand him or his asshole mother. I feel like he’s Chaz from Wedding Crashers. Banging bitches and yelling to his mom for meatloaf. He just thinks hes so fucking cool meanwhile he’s just the ultimate squid. I realize I sound like a chick and I’m just bashing another dude like a hater but I’ve just never seen someone get so much shine for no reason. Chicks are acting like this dude is a 10 out 10 – dude is a 6 at best. Everyone pairing him with Phelps – guy couldn’t even hold Phelps’ jock. And to top it all off he’s borderline retarded.

I feel like he belongs on Team France or something. Hope the fancy little nancy boy gets smoked by Phelps tonight.